$50 of that donation was mine, as was another $100 from two other hosts.

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It's not even that. Location is important, but pitch speed differential and movement are ultimately the decisive factors in keeping hitters off balance.

I bet Jason is getting more pussy than you too.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Throwing at street signs?

The proper authorities have been alerted.

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My Maserati does 186.

Looking forward to his passive aggressive anecdotes of why his kid is NOT playing baseball in high school.

If he goes to Northside, Lane, Payton or any of the selective enrollments, he would pretty much need to be disabled not to make the team. So you will be seeing Dan puffy chested in the future talking about his kid playing for the equivalent of a little league team.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Considering the last time Danny got so,e was when Jason swam out his sack it is likely. They have both paid an equal amount for putty since then.

Things have definitely progressed in HS baseball. I certainly don't remember being able to hit a street sign with a ball as part of tryouts but that was a long time ago.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Any updates as to which charity the boy wonder donated his winnings?

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I'm suggesting Second Mile .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I also wonder why he had to emphasize it was $100 in cash. Does he normally pay off losses to his son with a check or debit card?

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Elections have consequences.

I would have expected bitcoin transactions between the two.

Like that his kid insited on cash. No telling what might happen if Dan were to write a check!

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I'll restrain myself from the "Cookie" of a Jew joke setup here.

Absolutely! H-braggin'.

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‏@dan_bernstein

First time at @Gene_Georgetti.



Blue Collar Caller: We all can't afford to eat at expensive places like you Bernstein.

Bernstein: I don't get your point. Who is forcing you eat there? If you can't afford to eat there then MAKE. MORE. MONEY!

Drinky: Yeah Dan, ahhhh, I'm on their website right now and, ahhhh, you can get a bowl of Minestrone soup for $5.75, looks prettty good. Might have to take the lady there.

Bernstein: Which one?

Drinky:

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

C'mon its a done deal that he's going to Latin, right? Isn't that where all my people who live in the city go to high school?

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wow, either a perfect BD impression or BD logged in as the wrong mult

I don't think he is willing to pay for Latin (can't disagree with him). However, Latin would make the situation even worse. A girl I coached in little league plays on Latin's baseball team. Fountleroy would dominate that circuit.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I laughed, which means that there's no way in hell it was beardown.

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What does that pose mean?

It's a "bob." Too bad they weren't in Niles.

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You go Dan.

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Elections have consequences.

What, is his daughter unable to enjoy the humor in Airplane or is she too delicate? What a pretentious, misogynistic putz.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I'm not one to care, but that's the definition of misogyny. So evolved, he is...

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One child is away and thus the reason for repeated procreation because the one that is home (male) is the best.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

Airplane! isn't really a girl movie.

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It's not really a movie for anyone with a working brain.

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

You're really gonna hate on Airplane!? We gonna do this now?

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