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PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 8:49 pm 
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$50 of that donation was mine, as was another $100 from two other hosts.

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PostPosted: Sun May 15, 2016 9:00 pm 
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It's not even that. Location is important, but pitch speed differential and movement are ultimately the decisive factors in keeping hitters off balance.

I bet Jason is getting more pussy than you too.

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It was Hit the Sign -- "No Parking" on a wall from 75 feet. Starting at $100, halving w/each throw. Took me 8, he hit 1st. I get $0.41.


Throwing at street signs?

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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 7:46 am 
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Looking forward to his passive aggressive anecdotes of why his kid is NOT playing baseball in high school.


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Looking forward to his passive aggressive anecdotes of why his kid is NOT playing baseball in high school.


If he goes to Northside, Lane, Payton or any of the selective enrollments, he would pretty much need to be disabled not to make the team. So you will be seeing Dan puffy chested in the future talking about his kid playing for the equivalent of a little league team.

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PostPosted: Mon May 16, 2016 8:02 am 
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It's not even that. Location is important, but pitch speed differential and movement are ultimately the decisive factors in keeping hitters off balance.

I bet Jason is getting more pussy than you too.



Considering the last time Danny got so,e was when Jason swam out his sack it is likely. They have both paid an equal amount for putty since then.


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Looking forward to his passive aggressive anecdotes of why his kid is NOT playing baseball in high school.

Things have definitely progressed in HS baseball. I certainly don't remember being able to hit a street sign with a ball as part of tryouts but that was a long time ago.

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Any updates as to which charity the boy wonder donated his winnings?

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Any updates as to which charity the boy wonder donated his winnings?

I'm suggesting Second Mile .

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I also wonder why he had to emphasize it was $100 in cash. Does he normally pay off losses to his son with a check or debit card?

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I also wonder why he had to emphasize it was $100 in cash. Does he normally pay off losses to his son with a check or debit card?


I would have expected bitcoin transactions between the two.


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Pro dad tip: don't bet real money on a pitching-accuracy contest with an 11-year-old who practices way more than you do. I'm out $100 cash.


Like that his kid insited on cash. No telling what might happen if Dan were to write a check!

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Pro dad tip: don't bet real money on a pitching-accuracy contest with an 11-year-old who practices way more than you do. I'm out $100 cash.


Like that his kid insited on cash. No telling what might happen if Dan were to write a check!



I'll restrain myself from the "Cookie" of a Jew joke setup here.


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That is not only first class parenting but a stealth gloat.

Absolutely! H-braggin'.

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Any updates as to which charity the boy wonder donated his winnings?

I'm suggesting Second Mile .

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First time at @Gene_Georgetti.

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Blue Collar Caller: We all can't afford to eat at expensive places like you Bernstein.

Bernstein: I don't get your point. Who is forcing you eat there? If you can't afford to eat there then MAKE. MORE. MONEY!

Drinky: Yeah Dan, ahhhh, I'm on their website right now and, ahhhh, you can get a bowl of Minestrone soup for $5.75, looks prettty good. Might have to take the lady there.

Bernstein: Which one?

Drinky: :oops:

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good dolphin wrote:
Smarmystein wrote:
Looking forward to his passive aggressive anecdotes of why his kid is NOT playing baseball in high school.


If he goes to Northside, Lane, Payton or any of the selective enrollments, he would pretty much need to be disabled not to make the team. So you will be seeing Dan puffy chested in the future talking about his kid playing for the equivalent of a little league team.


C'mon its a done deal that he's going to Latin, right? Isn't that where all my people who live in the city go to high school?

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First time at @Gene_Georgetti.

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Blue Collar Caller: We all can't afford to eat at expensive places like you Bernstein.

Bernstein: I don't get your point. Who is forcing you eat there? If you can't afford to eat there then MAKE. MORE. MONEY!

Drinky: Yeah Dan, ahhhh, I'm on their website right now and, ahhhh, you can get a bowl of Minestrone soup for $5.75, looks prettty good. Might have to take the lady there.

Bernstein: Which one?

Drinky: :oops:


wow, either a perfect BD impression or BD logged in as the wrong mult


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good dolphin wrote:
Smarmystein wrote:
Looking forward to his passive aggressive anecdotes of why his kid is NOT playing baseball in high school.


If he goes to Northside, Lane, Payton or any of the selective enrollments, he would pretty much need to be disabled not to make the team. So you will be seeing Dan puffy chested in the future talking about his kid playing for the equivalent of a little league team.


C'mon its a done deal that he's going to Latin, right? Isn't that where all my people who live in the city go to high school?


I don't think he is willing to pay for Latin (can't disagree with him). However, Latin would make the situation even worse. A girl I coached in little league plays on Latin's baseball team. Fountleroy would dominate that circuit.

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First time at @Gene_Georgetti.

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Blue Collar Caller: We all can't afford to eat at expensive places like you Bernstein.

Bernstein: I don't get your point. Who is forcing you eat there? If you can't afford to eat there then MAKE. MORE. MONEY!

Drinky: Yeah Dan, ahhhh, I'm on their website right now and, ahhhh, you can get a bowl of Minestrone soup for $5.75, looks prettty good. Might have to take the lady there.

Bernstein: Which one?

Drinky: :oops:


wow, either a perfect BD impression or BD logged in as the wrong mult


I laughed, which means that there's no way in hell it was beardown.

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It's a "bob." Too bad they weren't in Niles.

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Daughter out of town, so boy is about to see "Airplane" for the first time. This feeling is reason enough to have children.

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Daughter out of town, so boy is about to see "Airplane" for the first time. This feeling is reason enough to have children.


You go Dan.

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Daughter out of town, so boy is about to see "Airplane" for the first time. This feeling is reason enough to have children.


You go Dan.

What, is his daughter unable to enjoy the humor in Airplane or is she too delicate? What a pretentious, misogynistic putz.

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I'm not one to care, but that's the definition of misogyny. So evolved, he is...

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Daughter out of town, so boy is about to see "Airplane" for the first time. This feeling is reason enough to have children.



One child is away and thus the reason for repeated procreation because the one that is home (male) is the best.

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Airplane! isn't really a girl movie.

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Airplane! isn't really a girl movie.



It's not really a movie for anyone with a working brain.

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You're really gonna hate on Airplane!? We gonna do this now?

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