yeah, a lil while ago when i finally got around to unrolling today's trib and saw the front page i was compelled to come here:
THIS IS
FRONT PAGE NEWS IN CHICAGO TODAY. AGAIN IT'S
FRONT PAGE NEWS! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!!
you know, i'm pretty convinced that the media is actively trying to do some shit where it convinces you that you're racist/misogynist/bigoted in much the same way george carlin used to get you to look at yourself like "oh shit i actually do that" when he'd harp on the little random proclivities that you often overlook in your day-to-day quest to be a human being. for whatever reason/s (and without speculating to any possible endgames) it's like the media wants to try and convince us that we're all SECRETLY racist/misogynist/bigoted and therefore we better listen to what these champions of race/feminism/tolerance have to say, and go figure that this shit is way too often some kind of kooky virtiolic shit that seems to ironically preach some kind of hatred of, welp, straight white males (as that will fit the racism/misogyny/bigotry's antithesis boxes) cuz it's like by going around and living my day to day life without thinking racist/misogynist/bigoted things i'm in some sort of denial that i'm ACTUALLY racist/misogynist/bigoted, probably because of some form of "straight CISgender white male privilege" that has likely masked me from reality since the moment daddy's condom broke and i was well on my way to ruining the first 2 lives out of countess lives i would go on to ruin.
with THIS article you see the sub-headline of "medium 'last bastion' of bro, frat-boy culture" and that just pissed me off so damn much i dont want to read it because i basically know where this is going. i've read this article 50+ times in the past no-doubt. to use the parlance of our times i think that BRO, FRAT-BOY CULTURE is some kind of a "Strawman", or an imaginary [subject]/[target] that ppl cook up with to epitomize all of their rage/righteousness/whatever and lash out against. in this case from all i've read over the years i can assume that BRO, FRAT-BOY CULTURE is some kind of "toxic masculinity" that is inherently sexist/misogynist, prolly racist, and definitely bigoted... AND PROPUD OF IT! no doubt this BRO, FRAT-BOY CULTURE is responsible for a big ol chunk of THE RAPE CULTURE(TM) that's supposedly just lurking all over every college campus in america cuz all of these overprivileged white males show up and see all these young attractive females and they dont just WANT "IT", they DEMAND "IT", AND BY CRACKY THEY'RE GONNA GET "IT", and of course that toxic BRO, FRAT-BOY CULTURE champions such behavior as "boys being boys" and all kinds of other strawmannish (think of the inherent sexism of just saying straw*man*, why not strawPERSON akin to george carlin's "late night with david letterPERSON" joke) bullshit that just makes me wanna cringe because, again, it's like this article is one of many that's on a quest to convince me that i'm no doubt part of this abominable strawman because my straight-white-male-prvilege shields me from the very real reality that only ppl like "them" can tell me about.
you know, call me old fashioned but i never thought it was a big deal to have a woman/minority/any-minority-denomination in/around any sort of media or location/place/etc in life.... you know if i hear a woman talking sports on the radio or there's a black guy in front of me at a barrington starbucks ordering some kind of $5-6 latte; it's not like this registers as OMFG WTF THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING!!!!! yet when you read articles like this they cant help but make a big deal of stuff like YES, THIS IS WOMEN TAKING ABOUT SPORTS AND ALL THE GUYS HATE IT BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT SPORTS TALK WAS "THEIR" MEDIUM AND THEIR SPECIAL "BOYS-ONLY-CLUB" WHERE THEY CAN PROUDLY DISPLAY THE "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" SIGN ON THE ENTRANCE TO THEIR TREEHOUSE!!!!! --- and it's just like wtf?!?!
seriously you know what else a "boys-only-club" is called? a sausage fest. and even tho i dont wanna have any and all str8 cisgender privilege shadow me from the possibility of my being wrong here, but growing up there was always a negative connotation to "sausage fest" cuz IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS WAY BETTER TO HAVE WOMEN AROUND/INVOLVED/ETC. i mean seriously is there anyone here who doesnt want women to be around all the stuff that they're into? there's still a pretty decent %age of the male population that's hardwired to find women some kind of desirable (as you know, our species has a built-in-desire to perpetuate itself) and whether it's music media sports tv writing or anything, shit, i really don't mind and sometimes would actually PREFER women to be involved in breaking up any potential-sausage-fest because I FIND WOMEN DESIRABLE ON A PRIMORDIAL LEVEL. i know i'm likely some kind of sexist/bigoted for admitting that, but i blame biology and some kind of primordial-animal/human instinct for that.... BUT there is indeed one caveat to all this:
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THE WHOLE "OMFG I'M A WOMAN!!!!" THING SHOVED IN MY FACE AT EVERY POSSIBLE SECOND. especially when you factor in the connotations of doing that ("you hate women and you don't want them here so we're going to make sure you know WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE QUEER AND WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!!" ---woops wrong movement but still the same general idea =)
seriously, i know it's fashionable for ppl writing about feminism/gender-stuff-relating-to-women nowadays to use this strawman of BRO, FRAT-BOY CULTURE aka TOXIC MASCULINITY as some kind of an effigy to be perpetually admonished as being THE ENEMY in much the same way that hitler is was and forever will be ingrained in everyone's heads as THE ENEMY for as long as society continues on (hence trump being compared to "uncle adolf" and etc etc) --- i mean, am i some kind of idealist for just wishing that we could get on with our lives having women/minories/LGBTs all around everywhere doing their thing without having to have their different-status constantly dangled/shoved in my face as a way of castigating me for being the same gender/skin-color as the strawman/strawmen who are being used as that effigy/pinyata/etc to beat up on to help add some !!!s to the cause?
look if i said that women have no business talking sports because they're dumb shallow vain materialistic self-absorbed Caller Bobs who can't get over themselves long enough to realize that there's a whole world of stuff going on that, NEWS FLASH HONEY, DOESN'T HAVE ANY DESIRE TO FUCK YOU, or if i said that i'd be pissed off if a black family moved in on my block because
Steve from the 'hurst wrote:
black ppl are more often than not fatherless thugs who grow up with no role models and thus morals and promote degeneracy through their hip hop culture and have a propensity to commit crimes because look up the statistics, that's just what black people do and therefore my studies show that i'd be a hell of a lot safer with them somewhere over there, like you know AFRICA over there
well then, aren't those two examples (again plz know i'm making hypothetical STRAWMAN type examples there) really the same thing as saying that WHITE GUYS are born and raised in an overprivileged BRO, FRAT-BOY culture that teaches them that they're "the proper citizens" who SHOULD enjoy things such as not getting pulled over for being white, or being let off of crimes with lesser (if any) punishments while they promote a RAPE CULTURE because they know that women are just objects for them to stick their dicks in so if they do enough such as paying for a $100 dinner b4 going to a $50/ticket concert and drinking expensive liquor and/or smoking expensive weed all night, just like we have for the last 3-4 dates MAN they BETTER put out because they owe me something for all the $$$ and chivalry i've put out there, and by cracky if they aren't forthcoming with it i'm gonna get em drunk at this college party later and "take what they owe" because i know i'm white and i have no prior arrests so hopefully i get a nice white judge who looks at me and sees himself and realizes "he's a good ol boy, just getting into trouble like all good ol boys do, so imma let him off with 6 months supervision cuz he's never been arrested b4 and this aint him!" --- and then on the way home from winning my court case I BETTER NOT HEAR ANY BITCHES HOES OR Caller Bobs ON MY BOYS CLUB RADIO, cuz a woman has exactly 2-3 places: in the kitchen, in my bedroom, and on these nuts you know what i'm saying bro?!? *turns and oscillates and gets high fives from 3-4 guys with backward caps and sleeveless t-shirts who punctuate their stylish slaps with YEAH BRO!!! PREACH THAT WORD!!!!" and then i say "man you know what, i just beat some date rape charges cuz unlike those [black ppl] WE STOP THE WHITE ON WHITE VIOLENCE IN OUR COMMUNITY.... THAT'S WHY WE HAVE GATES! so let's throw a kegger tonight and do up some schlitz and schlutz and charge up our phones so we can tape their walks of shame in the morning and add them to the collection in our privatete subreddit! YEAH BROOOO!!!!!!!
AHEM. TLDR = isn't that last paragraph just as strawman as that stuff about women and that stuff about black ppl? isnt saying that BRO, FRAT-BOY culture is misogynist the same thing as saying that women are stupid when it comes to sports and don't belong? i just dont get how you can ostensibly fight a stereotyping/generalization by offering up another stereotyping/generalization of a strawman, except this is one is bad cuz >MUH TOXIC MASCULINITY AKA BRO, FRAT-BOY CULTURE....
...and well, let's be honest, this one is bad cuz it's on the front page of the trib and my rebuttal is just buried on page 5 of the ex-CSFMB waiting to be read by 3-7 ppl who aren't put off by the fact that sir talkstoomich, esq has a propensity to get pissed off and write actual paragraphs AT HIS OWN DETRIMENT cuz holy shit i missed the 605pm first pitches writing this stuff and i hope i have a full fantasy team tonight..... unlike women cuz they're more worried if tonight's the night they start bleeding for 4-5 days and yet don't die, AMIRITE BROS?! LOLOL *HIGH-5* AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE FOREVER BROS B4 HOES!!!! BACK TO THE KITCHEN DICARO/RYAN AND CALL IT A HUNCH YOU KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND A KITCHEN AMIRITE BROS?! TROLOLOLOLO!!!!!!
Ed Mcmahon wrote:
HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Curious Hair wrote:
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