When I was a senior in high school, I was doing general work for the rosemont theater. One night was a Johnny Mathis concert and I happened to be going to the hawks game that night, so I was wearing my jersey. I walked through the green room and he spots me and says "That shirt really looks good on you". Knowing little of who johnny mathis is, I said thanks. Later I relayed the story to my boss and he says "Hoffman, you know that johnny mathis is gay and was probably hitting on you". Doh.

HINT #43

Anytime a guy you don't know tells you anything looks good on you, he is probably gay and hitting on you.

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"Woof Woof"

Did he mention how good it would look off of you?

The shirt may have looked good, but the pants made you look fat.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You're a dude, Hoffy?
I always thought you were a woman.
Um, no offense.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I get that a lot.

Actually, I look a lot like kyle orton because of my neck beard.

Listen, mister, I have the neckbeard market (at least during hockey playoffs) on this board cornered, so don't think you can come marching in and take it away from me.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

Would you like to compare neckbeards?

A Neckbeard-off! I Predict:

1. Dat Orkman guy

2. Linda S

3. Stink

4. Hoff

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

ya hey der.

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@audioidkid

this thread is a dickpicture for neckbeards.

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Thank god it's not a neck picture for dick beards.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

Zach Braff IS Jesus Christ Superstar...

Cant find a damn picture with full neckbeard, best I can do... I will step down from using neckbeard.

It appears that Mr. Stinkfinger has won the neckbeard debate.

It also appears that Mr. Stink needs a sharpie to connect his facial hair.

Connect to what? You can clearly see that my beard connects to my the back of my hairline underneath my ear. The "helmet + chinstrap" if you will.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

You should tip you barber at least 30%.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Fortunately, I'm far cleaner cut these days, if everyone will recall a previous member snapshot of mine wherein I debated getting a haircut. The beard was only for hockey playoffs.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

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for stink.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playoff_beard

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