Spiegel Officially Divorced

Crystal Lake Hoffy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:14 pm

Cashman wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Uh... hang on. That's his wife? I know her, can you guys maybe watch what you say a bit. I know you won't but I'll ask anyways.

You bangin her?

If you know her, wouldn't you know she was married to meat pants?

Not banging her. Just in my circles of relationships for business. Good person IRL. Buys drinks.

Hussra · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 1:47 pm

http://score670.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php ... &start=270

Crystal Lake Hoffy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:05 pm

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:11 pm

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

Didn't she leave him? Probably saw a chance to trade up.

badrogue17 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:29 pm

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

She got tired of him singing the Feldco jingle during sex.

Hussra · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:45 pm

Curious Hair wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

Didn't she leave him? Probably saw a chance to trade up.

going by that old 10 page thread on the topic, the good job was a recent event in her life. seems to have given her the impetus to initially move out on her own and then file for divorce.

Juice's Lecture Notes · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:06 pm

Hussra wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

Didn't she leave him? Probably saw a chance to trade up.

going by that old 10 page thread on the topic, the good job was a recent event in her life. seems to have given her the impetus to initially move out on her own and then file for divorce.

She's "Community and Field Programs Manager" for a company that bills itself thusly:

Quote:

Lightbend provides the leading Reactive application development platform for building distributed applications and modernizing aging infrastructures. Using microservices and fast data on a message-driven runtime, your applications scale effortlessly on multi-core and cloud computing architectures.

That's a gold medal in the "meaningless tech jargon to describe web hosting" competition.

She makes six figures doing whatever it is she does? I guess a regular 6 is a 9+ in the IT world.

Juice's Lecture Notes · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:11 pm

Uh huh.

I've seen plenty of people fall down hills. Never seen one stand up looking like they got punched in the eye with a solid left hook.

Rod · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:12 pm

The Beatles become The Prodigy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQdAO9UsWho

Juice's Lecture Notes · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:10 pm

Bruh. You talked about your divorce from your hotter-and-richer-than-you ex on the radio in the #3 market in the country. Just stop.

denisdman · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:14 pm

Lol at #porkchops. Fat guy loves the other white meat, but it sounds like he'll pulling the pork himself for a while.

would

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:16 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I don't even think the band was the issue. At least he gets paid for that.

He would talk a lot about late nights at the poker tables. I understand not wanting to give up everything you did prior to marriage but that seems like a recipe for a quick divorce.

do you think naming their kid after a sandwich had anything to do with it? yeah in fairness to speagol it's his favorite sandwich to the extent that i think he even had/has a blog about sporadic encounters with said sandwich, but still, YOU NAMED YOUR KID AFTER A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!! [implications abound here]

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:25 pm

also, i don't know what's the craziest thing about that old thread from 2010 linked to in page 2: 1) that pretty much everyone who posted in it is still here 2) that when i go back to it i notice my post has my avatar/profile-info/signature from the time of my "mandate" to go take the 6 month siesta (read: banning from circa dec 2015) or 3) that i managed to make a post that only had an image as a reply.

* twilight zone theme *

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57244

So he sucks at radio, music, and marriage.

3 tool player

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43576

RFDC wrote:

So he sucks at radio, music, and marriage.

3 tool player

And eating.

4 tool player

Cashman · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:39 am

sinicalypse wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I don't even think the band was the issue. At least he gets paid for that.

He would talk a lot about late nights at the poker tables. I understand not wanting to give up everything you did prior to marriage but that seems like a recipe for a quick divorce.

do you think naming their kid after a sandwich had anything to do with it? yeah in fairness to speagol it's his favorite sandwich to the extent that i think he even had/has a blog about sporadic encounters with said sandwich, but still, YOU NAMED YOUR KID AFTER A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!! [implications abound here]

From the days of me listening to Mac and Meat pants, he said it was named after his mother. I don't know her name, but when he said Ruben I thought the same thing. A Sammich?!?

spmack · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:01 am

Sarah aka Pork Chops - Would.

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82242

Cashman wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

I don't even think the band was the issue. At least he gets paid for that.

He would talk a lot about late nights at the poker tables. I understand not wanting to give up everything you did prior to marriage but that seems like a recipe for a quick divorce.

do you think naming their kid after a sandwich had anything to do with it? yeah in fairness to speagol it's his favorite sandwich to the extent that i think he even had/has a blog about sporadic encounters with said sandwich, but still, YOU NAMED YOUR KID AFTER A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!!!! [implications abound here]

From the days of me listening to Mac and Meat pants, he said it was named after his mother. I don't know her name, but when he said Ruben I thought the same thing. A Sammich?!?

It is spelled Rubin, which is a common jewish last name

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82242

spmack wrote:

Sarah aka Pork Chops - Would.

no doubt

and she is a cook, which means having the tv to yourself at night and good food brought home

Brick · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:52 am

That's a pretty bad cousin.

Hey Sarah, I know this guy from the internet who just got divorced because he spent his free time playing in a cover band and playing poker instead of being with his family. You two should get together!

Phil McCracken · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 9:54 am

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

That's a pretty bad cousin.

Hey Sarah, I know this guy from the internet who just got divorced because he spent his free time playing in a cover band and playing poker instead of being with his family. You two should get together!

I was going to say that cousin must hate Porkchop Sarah.....Hey I have just the guy for you! He is over 3 bills, does terrible sports talk on the radio, and has already failed at marriage twice the most recent time just a few days ago. You two would be perfect together. I think he just saw she already had a food related nickname and figured Spiegs wouldn't have to stretch to name her ham sandwich or something.

Chus · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:23 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

That's a pretty bad cousin.

Hey Sarah, I know this guy from the internet who just got divorced because he spent his free time playing in a cover band and playing poker instead of being with his family. You two should get together!

He gets so drunk on family vacations, that he needs a golf cart to get him back to his hotel room.

Cashman · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:29 pm

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

I just looked at her linked in. It is like Dicaro's 6months here 1year there. How is she making six figures, and doing what?

good dolphin · **Joined:** Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm **Posts:** 82242

Meatpants is well into six figures as well.

Nothing like a divorce and child support to give a guy incentive to work. I expect to see better dedication from him over the next 15+ years

denisdman · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 12:53 pm

It just makes me laugh so...

Gif 1: "Did someone say there's a hamburger on the drum set?"

Gif 2: "There's a midget in my meat pants and it feels sooo good."

Gif 3: "Did you get rid of the old lady?"

spmack · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:07 pm

Cashman wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

I just looked at her linked in. It is like Dicaro's 6months here 1year there. How is she making six figures, and doing what?

Maybe the work husband helped her get the job, and explains why he may be the "real" husband soon.

Hussra · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:12 pm

Oracle, RedHat experience and the company she works for apparently somehow is in charge of curating/evangelizing Scala (an iteration of Java some dude in Switzerland came up with to try to salvage all the slow-ass Java legacy code in large corporate environments).

Yeah, six figures easily. She has project manager experience; so she can talk tech with coders/developers at Java/Scala conferences, even if she herself is not a coder. And she likes to drink. A chick at one of these tech conferences is outnumbered significantly. so it's a smart move by her employer to have her out there, talking up her company's product and getting her drink on with the developers whom their sales team will ultimately have to pitch to.

Cashman wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

I just looked at her linked in. It is like Dicaro's 6months here 1year there. How is she making six figures, and doing what?

Spaulding · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:20 pm

good dolphin wrote:

Meatpants is well into six figures as well.

Nothing like a divorce and child support to give a guy incentive to work. I expect to see better dedication from him over the next 15+ years

He's lazy, smarmy, and douchey. Quit hoping, he will not change.

Brick · **Posted:** Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:28 pm

Hussra wrote:

Oracle, RedHat experience and the company she works for apparently somehow is in charge of curating/evangelizing Scala (an iteration of Java some dude in Switzerland came up with to try to salvage all the slow-ass Java legacy code in large corporate environments).

Yeah, six figures easily. She has project manager experience; so she can talk tech with coders/developers at Java/Scala conferences, even if she herself is not a coder. And she likes to drink. A chick at one of these tech conferences is outnumbered significantly. so it's a smart move by her employer to have her out there, talking up her company's product and getting her drink on with the developers whom their sales team will ultimately have to pitch to.

Cashman wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Without knowing much, he's leaving someone who is certainly smarter than he is and makes a six figure salary.

I just looked at her linked in. It is like Dicaro's 6months here 1year there. How is she making six figures, and doing what?

She may be but her company seems to be struggling.

Name change and "refocus" normally mean things aren't going too well.

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43576

good dolphin wrote:

Meatpants is well into six figures as well.

Nothing like a divorce and child support to give a guy incentive to work. I expect to see better dedication from him over the next 15+ years

Spiegel works in a dying industry. He will probably be out of work within the next 5 years.

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