Things didn't end well for "Toots Sweet" in Angel Heart.

The 6th entry on a Google search for "Toot Sweet Asswipe" points here.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Lots of effort on this one. Toot sweet means quick in the mainstream of today. I would dig into it deeper if you really have nothing more to do with your sorry lives.

Toot sweet means nothing.

tout suite is what you're looking for.

Maybe you should look into spelling the things you hear.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

obviously i wouldn't say that bryant is "soft" (as i sure haven't seen any evidence of this) however i would say that he's definitely "consistent as hell." last season i was most impressed with his RBI totals and his relatively steady avg; this year he's already got what, 21-24HR a few games after the 1/2way point of the season? the exciting part for cubs fans is that babe bryant seems to be just about as steady as they come and this year he's showing us that he can improve his levels of production to steadily produce all throughout the season. he doesn't seem to have that raw OMFG!!!!! sizzle going on (yet?) like trout or even MLB's chosen (read: sponsored) one bryce harper, but he certainly has that steak like you're going out to gibson's for a little STEAK DINNER BOOM!

for the record the cubs have 3 ruthian players: babe bryant, kyle "babe FUCKING ruth" schwarber, and now wacky willy contreras. holy shit i legit feel sorry for anyone who saw contreras available in random fantasy baseball public leagues and didn't bite because right away yahoo/rotowire said that he was probably only going to get ~2 starts a week and therefore only add him if you've got the depth to bench him for most of the week. i think that "2 starts a week" thing lasted for all of ~2-3 days as he stormed out of the gates not just hitting a HR in his first MLB at bat, but hitting a HR on the first pitch he saw in MLB. from there alls you can say is "hijinks ensue"

poor babe fuckin schwarber sure picked a horrible time to go and do his knee for the entire season, eh? seriously with wacky willy being a more legit catcher and being able to play LF/1B it's like he can do everything that schwarber does better than schwarber (who i actually did some research on during the offseason and found out that last year schwarber was basically 3 different players/phases for roughly equal amounts of the season+playoffs.)

put it this way, schwarber showed up for good around the ASB. on august 13th he was .330/.420/.621 with a 1.042 OPS. his traditional #s were .330/8/25 on august 13th. on sept 13th he was at .261/16/42, and then at the end of the regular season on oct 4th he was .246/16/43. naturally right after that horrible last ~25 days of the regular season he managed to do .333/5/8 in 27 at bats, good for a ruthian .333/.419/1.308 postseason slash line.

which one of the 3 phases/players is schwarber? i was looking forward to finding out this year but then you know what happened and yeah.... that wacky willy contreras is one hell of a player is he not? fortunately for schwarber soler seems to be a shit, baez seems to be an infielder, contreras can actually catch, and there's no reason to play chris cockland or hail szczur when you have schwarber around. if almora goes HAM things could get really tricky for schwarbs tho.

TLDR = schwarber's gonna make a potentially-fine DH/1B for some lucky AL club in the not too distant future, eh?

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He likes July 4th.


Probably played on the 4th in all his travel leagues growing up

Not as much as the White Sox who won their 100th 4th of July game yesterday.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

That's terrific but Bryant is undefeated and averaging 1.5 Homers and 4 RBI

Hungover.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I heard he was playing today.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Do you think Bryant will be in the lineup tomorrow?

A lightweight like him but still be hungover from Saturday. Unless they only sprayed him with sparking grape juice???

He's the softest pussy on this team since it's inception, dude is a huge pussy. Zero tolerance to pain.

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While looking for this thread I discovered that good dolphin has started 2-3 x as many cub threads as me.

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whats wrong w/ him? I watched the replay and at first I thought it was a concussion but then it looked like he didnt really hit heyward that hard.

Looked kinda whiplashy to me.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

You think any other guy on the team leaves the game over that?

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He's probably soft, but when you aren't a free agent until after the 2021 season and you already got dicked out of a year, fuck playing hurt

I think with the concern today for concussions that many players come out, especially with the score of the game at that point of the game. No need in taking any chances.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Down 7 in the 6th after he just hit the previous inning? Absolutely, unless it's the final two weeks of a close season, or the playoffs.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

soft as his wife's midsection after a year of marriage

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Super soft

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Soft in the head as well

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Only guy in the dugout to freak out and run like a bitch when lightning n thunder was going on during rain delay.

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Yeah I’m ok with trading him this offseason .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Looking for a chance to bail on the rest of the season.

I hope not.

Clearly a gay.

Poor Kris. Gosh, I hope he's gonna be ok.

Called it 4 years ago, soft AF.. Looking forward to trading this pussy.

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