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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 12:40 am 
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i wanna point out that this thread is no less than 66% funnier when you have the mental image of jason goff Himself actually having the baby.... you know, some sort of arnold schwarzenegger in "junior" type deal =P

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:25 pm 
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One would assume Goff gets off the entire week. Men get Maternity leave now a days. I wouldn't get it if "Girl Chained to my Furnace" had a baby. Not fair.


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I took two weeks off when little rsg was born. Glorious.

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Remember when Grimace took like a month off and then his kid ended up somehow eating his own shit. I think I took a few days off and neither of the UMN's have eaten or even tried to eat their own shit.

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Remember when Grimace took like a month off and then his kid ended up somehow eating his own shit. I think I took a few days off and neither of the UMN's have eaten or even tried to eat their own shit.

Well it was either that or listen to the show. Ruben made the right choice.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:25 am 
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Congrats Goff. Take as much paternity leave as you can!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:41 am 
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Congrats Goff. Take as much paternity leave as you can!


You can take the time, you just don't get paid for it.

Gotta feed the kids, Chicago!

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good dolphin wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Congrats Goff. Take as much paternity leave as you can!


You can take the time, you just don't get paid for it.

Gotta feed the kids, Chicago!
No one ever had a baby and said "Man, I really miss the money I would have made for the time I took off when they were born!".

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Spiegs just said, Baby Goff's name is "Jace".


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Congrats Goff. Take as much paternity leave as you can!


You can take the time, you just don't get paid for it.

Gotta feed the kids, Chicago!
No one ever had a baby and said "Man, I really miss the money I would have made for the time I took off when they were born!".


Oh. I am certain that there are many people who have felt that or simply could not afford to.

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Oh. I am certain that there are many people who have felt that or simply could not afford to.
You think there are people that took time off and would rather have a weeks salary over a week with their newborn?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Oh. I am certain that there are many people who have felt that or simply could not afford to.
You think there are people that took time off and would rather have a weeks salary over a week with their newborn?

Is this even serious ? You bet your ass there are. Not everyone is exactly overjoyed over becoming a parent.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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Oh. I am certain that there are many people who have felt that or simply could not afford to.
You think there are people that took time off and would rather have a weeks salary over a week with their newborn?

Is this even serious ? You bet your ass there are. Not everyone is exactly overjoyed over becoming a parent.
Those people wouldn't have taken a week off without pay to be with the baby.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:28 am 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Oh. I am certain that there are many people who have felt that or simply could not afford to.
You think there are people that took time off and would rather have a weeks salary over a week with their newborn?


Yes. Some people really need the weeks salary to help pay for the newborn or other kids they may have.

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conns7901 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Oh. I am certain that there are many people who have felt that or simply could not afford to.
You think there are people that took time off and would rather have a weeks salary over a week with their newborn?


Yes. Some people really need the weeks salary to help pay for the newborn or other kids they may have.
If it is that dire they didn't take that time off so it isn't relevant to my point.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 19, 2016 11:32 am 
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Argument has already been done at least once and probably more at this site. Just link to it and save the space.

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When's the wedding? Did Mrs. Bernstein get the gig?


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Beardown wrote:
When's the wedding? Did Mrs. Bernstein get the gig?

Goff couldn't afford her.

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Beardown: Jason, please, for the love of God, don't try to get your son's first words to be "DUMB ASS CRACKER".

Goff: 8)

Beardown: Son of a bitch. That's what I thought. You're gonna do it, aren't you? Well, ya know, on second thought, those should be the first words of your son. It's only fitting. So, on behalf of white people, we're cool with it. We suck.


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