by the time i turned the game on it was 17-2 spurs. i'll go out on a limb and guess that at some point the bulls got within 5 of santonio-without-the-holmes, hell maybe they even got a 2-3pt lead once.... but by the end of the game it was a comfortable double digit victory for skip bayless' san antonio spurs!
this team is all kinds of arrrghhhh/deflating to watch. first of all, jimmy considers himself to be a top-5 NBA superstar or something because the "my turn" possessions hearken something that makes you think of kobe.... except kobe had a better shot, right? altho let's take a look at the #s...
Jimmy Butler 24.3 PT .456 of 16.7 FG .891 of 8.9 FT .343 of 3.3 3P 6.5/1.6 RB 4.23 AS 0.33 BL 1.60 ST 2.00 TO 1.83 PF 36.3 MN 30/30 GS
Dwyane Wade 19.2 PT .442 of 16.1 FG .813 of 5.0 FT .325 of 2.9 3P 4.2/1.1 RB 3.61 AS 0.68 BL 1.46 ST 2.07 TO 2.00 PF 30.8 MN 28/28 GS
on the surface those two statlines look pretty solid.... obviously nobody expects d-wade to turn back the clock ~10yrs and be a legit ~top[3-5] NBA superstar anymore... but it's kinda sad to watch old man dwyane still have those moments of brilliance where he jukes a defender or 2 out of their sneakers and cuts to the lane going as hard as he can... and ends up emphatically group-blocked by 2/+ people while hoping that he still gets his "star calls" that keep the NBA right[-on-futon] and proper MOVING!
if anything, you'd think that if wade can get a hold of m-jeff (IIRC isn't wade one of the big guys who rocks "Team Jordan" gear.... you know. "mikes" for the rest of us? thereyago!) and figure out what michael did to develop his stone-cold jumper from the ~2nd half of his career. if d-wade or jimbo buckets can do what m-jeff did and develop a stone cold jump shot then i mean, hey, maybe you got something? outside of the obligatory "niko mirotic is the x-factor of this team. they'll basically be as good as niko mirotic is" stuff that i've said for a couple'a years, maybe if you can somehow start getting guys like jerian grant to improve (i.e. have a point guard who can hit wide open 10-15ft shots) and then you have guys like denzel valentine eventually force their way into the ass-end of the rotation and become more and more productive over time [aka "the taj gibson plan"] then you can be like
AND HEY! someone tell wade to work on a jumper in the offseason. i'll guess that he'll legit figure something out this next offseason re: improving his game in regards to his age/mileage-based limitations; as the last offseason = he didnt know where he was playing til later on in the summer, and then you gotta deal with "stupid human bullshit" like buying/renting mansions, transportation, setting up the kids in new schools.... you know, the whole 9 yards of "the human condition" that take up too much time to keep you from, example, spending 5-10hrs/day simply working on your jump shot. watching wade lately [over the last ~5 games or thereabouts] it seems like there's a good handful of opportunities each and every game for dwyane to step up and drill an in-[the-]rhythm[-of-the-offense] ~17foot jumper from the corner of the key... WORK ON YOUR JUMPSHOT DUMBASS! LOOK AT WHAT M-JEFF DID IN THE 2ND HALF OF HIS CAREER AND TRY TO DO THAT!
ah well, i better STFU and end this TLDR [that will inexorably /thread the joint since this game's been over for ~10 hours or something] before i start going "hey whatever happened to that one kid bobby portis? you know, the power froward who was suppsoed to have a positive midrange game without his back to the basket 100% of the time? GOOD HUSTLE-N-EFFORT!? where is that guy?!
uhhh... dude. that's it... i'm good. "keep it" - papa goff. i aint want none of whatever the fuck he's selling (and man, idk how y'all do with colloquialisms re: drugs/drug-highs.... but this dude right here looks straight up
ZOOTED, you know what i'm saying?! =)
hasta
# sir burnedoutonthebulls, esq.
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