Thank you for the Wonderful Advice up There.

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I was going to drink a Bourbon County last night, and the bottle I grabbed out of the fridge had a damaged cap that was partially opened. Beer was flat and undrinkable. That was some bullshit...

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Going to a memorial for a baby of a close friend. One of the worst things anyone can experience. Especially when it's your first child.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

That's awful.

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Had to do something like this for a friend of my wife a few years ago and it was honestly one of the toughest things we've ever done. They had an open casket as well. Jesus life isn't fair sometimes.

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I was the victim of a hate crime today.

This Asian guy parked himself next to me at the Golf Center of Des Plaines. He promptly appropriated the chair from my station under the guise of changing his shoes. Then this fuck marks his territory by moving the chair closer to his bag and placing his coat on it. Not a big deal as I wasn't going to be there long, but still..

He proceeds to head over to this group of Asians ohhing and ahhing over some goof hitting 250/260 yard drives. They all start bowing to each other.

Why the fuck didn't this guy bow to me before taking the chair?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I'm sorry. I can't get the image of you typing this whole thing with only one finger.

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They had her cremated. There is literally nothing you can say to someone that's lost a baby. When you are in you late 30's you may not have many more chances to have a child. It makes you question a lot. I had to go by myself because Lady Nas is pregnant. Didn’t think that would be helpful.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

We went after we had our first born,my son. The wife kept on questioning things and wondering about our kid. The girl that passed was sick right off the bat and doctors gave her almost no chance to live past 6 months. She lived 2 years almost. I wouldnt wish that type of pain on my worst enemy. Take it easy tonight Nas.

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I had to meet with a broker today who sends us a lot of business. Normally, one of our sales drones like IMU would meet with this guy and kiss his ass and offer him things. However, I was enlisted to go through his numbers and explain to him that the shit he sends us isn't profitable (primarily because of him) and that we're done with him.

So anyway, I talk to the guy for a couple hours and basically wish him well and tell him we don't want any of his new business.

He's an eccentric guy and I felt kinda bad after our meeting, so I asked him if he wanted to go grab a beer and talk about anything but business for a few minutes. He gets really excited and says "that'd be okay, but it would be great if you could get me Bulls tickets instead."

WTF? I'm pretty sure he didn't understand anything we discussed.

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Maybe that's the only way Daily Herald Bulls beat reporters can get into games to do their jobs.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Bad guy IRL. Won't deliver on Bulls tix.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

refer that shit out. Maybe someone else can figure out how to make a buck from it and send your group a piece back.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

My dog is being annoying as hell. My wife goes to bed and the dog goes and lays down in front of the TV and whines and whines. What about? I have no idea. It takes about a half hour to get her to calm down and go lay down somewhere else. I've investigated around the TV... there's nothing of interest around. Annoying. I wish Eddie Murphy was here to tell me what the issue is.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Who the blue hell wants Bulls tix instead of beer? And that's me asking that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Your house is probably haunted.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

"Fear cage"

Probably a lot of electromagnetic action going on there.

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Time for dishwashers apparently is not the same as regular time. For example, if you emptied a dishwasher after dinner on Tuesday night, and then emptied that same dishwasher after dinner on Thursday night, I would expect that to be considered two days. Wrong. It is one day. Gentlemen, please learn from my experience in this matter.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Unload the dishes, and keep your mouth shut. Pick your battles, man.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Believe me, I kept my mouth shut.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Totally homo

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Tax returns loose their luster when you owe. I know I know, should never happen and generally it doesn't for us. But we had a situation in the middle of last year where we had to dip into an IRA Between a sick pet last weekend and this news, it has been a damn expensive stretch of days.

Money Isn't Everything.
Yeah, Right.

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If it makes you feel better it is always better to owe taxes on your return. Otherwise you gave the government a free loan.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I would much rather give the Gubment a free loan than have my account a few hundred dollars lighter.

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As long as it doesn't come out of your golf budget things will work out.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I always owe to the state and get a little back on Federal. I'm with Rick though, when my return is minimal I know that I didn't pay extra throughout the year.

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That's great for you one-percenters. Suze Orman, Boilermaker Rick, Hank Scorpio, Warren Buffet, and denisdman all want to pay just enough during the year so that their return is as close to even as possible. The working man counts on a fat refund check so he can take his wife to Wisconsin Dells for the weekend. God knows he's not capable of saving that money on his own.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Parked my car in an empty parking lot in Beverly and came out 5 mins later and it had been towed all the way out to Harvey. After spending $20 on a Lyft and $218.50 for the tow I am really thinking about flattening the tires of the store owner.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

That is rough man.

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Elections have consequences.