I know. That's what's great about it!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That would explain why he's so rarely on the air then.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Come you know that's not true. He "Teaches"

"I'm just here for the fun"

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Only after I "warn" you not to press me anymore .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It's funny because it's true.

This may have been mentioned but it is hilarious that Holmes can't ever host with Parkins because he "teaches a class" but he literally wanted to be on that shift every day. I guess class would have been cancelled.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

"Can't Do It" was on its way to being a completely forgettable segment. This could make it in to a great one if people (and the producers) let callers ask about Laurence.

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Toward the end of the segment, Perkins was extending an olive branch saying he requested to work with lawwwwerence. Lawwwwewerencs slips in a I teach a class in response to it. He is soooo much better than Perkins the only way they should work together is if he is teaching.

That was some good shit

I looked at both of their Twitter feeds and didn't see much about this incident. I think there was one comment about it on Parkins' page.

Does Leery face any repercussions for this? Threatening a co-worker on the air doesn't seem like it would go unnoticed by HR or management in any workplace, even an overgrown high school like WSCR. Lawrence seems to think he's living in a comic book or wrestling world where his tough guy talk and threats don't have actual consequences.

Sir is starting to realize that his career arch is similar to Les' rather than to daytime hosts during the Score golden years and he is in crisis

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Probably right.

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Elections have consequences.

The truth is Les has had a very nice career in sports in this city. All of those guys thought they were above him

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Sir could be the next Brad Palmer.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Given what we know about Laurence, I didn't think it was 100% his fault. I mean, I could see how him not getting the job being brought up all the time on the midday show would be annoying. And Parkins is the one that kept pressing the "Laurence is mad" angle. Of course, Laurence always has to take it too far and make physical threats and try to bigtime Parkins. Laurence is a petulant, insecure, half-pint dork with a Napolean complex, but I didn't think this one was entirely his fault (he just made it 100x worse).

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Parkins: What was I supposed to say?

Goff: Can't do it...?

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Pride is a tough thing to overcome. Laurence could be a beloved hero by coming to CFMB and being a real guy like Mac. But he's too prideful. What do we know? We're just pantsless cretins that listen to these shitty shows more than the average guy. This stuff often becomes clearer in retrospect. Like after you're relegated to the night shift and your career isn't what it could have been had you done things differently.

Like the United thing. It wasn't really about money. It was about pride. Offer two or three grand and someone gets off the plane. Crisis averted. But the employees thought they had the whip hand. "Fuck you!" People love saying "Fuck you!" It feels good. I admit it. But it doesn't usually work out that well. Now $3000 looks tiny compared to refunding an entire flight. And Oscar Muñoz is publicly groveling for his job.

Larry should take a lesson. Get that pride under control. Be a real person.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

No doubt. Guys who can really kick some ass don't waste time talking about it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

And he wouldn't even shake Bigfan's hand that one time.

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Maybe we should all call and text the station next week.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

8 guests in this section currently.

Hi, Larry. Lose the passive-aggressive, tough guy act. It's lame. Nobody is intimidated by you.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

His being a passive-aggressive bitch, particularly on the air, is probably the best way to right the ship ... yeah, that'll do it ... he's gonna be just fine.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The next time they do that segment someone should ask who is more thin skinned, Larry or Spiegs.

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I just listened to this...other than tough guy Leery coming out, this was just dumb.

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Transition 1:00-1:20. Cubs game 1:20. Nice afternoon.

Edit: Oops I forgot the Cubs are on the Score. No transition because of Cubs pregame.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Didn't Parkins say he had to leave tranny to interview Scott Darling and "The Keeping It Real Crew" shit all over Scott Darling, like he was a nobody?

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Leery said "Scott Darling can wait, you know that right?". At least he never gets preempted you smarmy little fuck.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I know everyone like to portray Sir as a little twerp but he does have some muscle

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

i caught that too! what a little shit

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Hasn't Leery regularly joined the other hosts lampooning Murph for, among other things, taking umbrage at the bits of other shows on the station, and wanting to hash out beefs in the hallway?