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Darkside
 Post subject: California
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Cancer warnings for coffee?

Yeesh.

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Another reason to not drink Starbucks coffee.
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You know California is really weird when viewed from afar in all aspects. I go there several times a year for different reasons and varied locations. And you know what? It is reall fucking great to be out there most of the time.

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You know California is really weird when viewed from afar in all aspects. I go there several times a year for different reasons and varied locations. And you know what? It is reall fucking great to be out there most of the time.


We went out there quite a few years ago and loved it.
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 Post subject: Re: California
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I would move to San Diego tomorrow if I could afford living out there....and pass the seismic portion of the PE exam.

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I would move to San Diego tomorrow if I could afford living out there....and pass the seismic portion of the PE exam.

Coffee causes cancer in California.
You'll be fine here. But there...







Cancer.

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how does a coffee cancer warning affect 70 degree average temp and all the weedz?!?!

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how does a coffee cancer warning affect 70 degree average temp and all the weedz?!?!

Wait...



All the weedz?

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all of them. Ocean Beach yo.

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all of them. Ocean Beach yo.

Well...
They do need ac out there.

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yeah, like 11 months out of the year...

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yeah, like 11 months out of the year...

So you're saying I could make money and there's all them weeds.

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 Post subject: Re: California
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yes, however. we'd have to all live together..and with 4 other people on the 3rd floor of a 2 bedroom "chill pad" that my friends mom got from her ex-husband for $4,500 a month.

but, we can like...totally walk to the beach.

and we have to sell weed now.


oh, I forgot to mention. there's like 7 dogs, 15 cats, and an iguana named hector that bites you while you are sleeping.

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yes, however. we'd have to all live together..and with 4 other people on the 3rd floor of a 2 bedroom "chill pad" that my friends mom got from her ex-husband for $4,500 a month.

but, we can like...totally walk to the beach.

and we have to sell weed now.


oh, I forgot to mention. there's like 7 dogs, 15 cats, and an iguana named hector that bites you while you are sleeping.

Sounds charming.

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 Post subject: Re: California
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in all seriousness, a fixer upper 1,500 square foot home with attached garage is $400k min. in Wales Vagina.

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 Post subject: Re: California
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in all seriousness, a fixer upper 1,500 square foot home with attached garage is $400k min. in Wales Vagina.

Well... if I had a 100% increase in pay I'd be good with that

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oh wait...i was wrong. 912 square feet and almost $500k. This is in the same neighborhood that Rah's sister lives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7095 ... 3213_zpid/

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 Post subject: Re: California
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oh wait...i was wrong. 912 square feet and almost $500k. This is in the same neighborhood that Rah's sister lives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7095 ... 3213_zpid/

Might be a bit out of my price range.
Unless I became a Male prostitute.
Maybe I should try that

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"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

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"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."


:lol: :lol:

Cue the smoke machine.....
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"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

Oooooh.

You can be my social media/advertising manager.
That and dispatcheryou get 20% .

But you might have to kill deadbeats.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

Oooooh.

You can be my social media/advertising manager.
That and dispatcheryou get 20% .

But you might have to kill deadbeats.

Go on ....

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

Oooooh.

You can be my social media/advertising manager.
That and dispatcheryou get 20% .

But you might have to kill deadbeats.

Go on ....

Um... he wouldn't have to eat the deadbeats.
Unless he wanted to.
But that called cannibalism... and is frowned upon.

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Tiny wants to be the muscle...I'll let him have that. I can cook the books and preheat the oven for the pies....as needed.

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Tiny wants to be the muscle...I'll let him have that. I can cook the books and preheat the oven for the pies....as needed.

:lol:
Thats... creative.

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oh wait...i was wrong. 912 square feet and almost $500k. This is in the same neighborhood that Rah's sister lives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7095 ... 3213_zpid/

Might be a bit out of my price range.
Unless I became a Male prostitute.
Maybe I should try that

The Johns will love you, I'm sure :lol:

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
oh wait...i was wrong. 912 square feet and almost $500k. This is in the same neighborhood that Rah's sister lives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7095 ... 3213_zpid/

Might be a bit out of my price range.
Unless I became a Male prostitute.
Maybe I should try that

The Johns will love you, I'm sure :lol:

Johns... what the fuck... Jane's motherfucker janes!


Wait ... there's DUDES who go for Male prostitutes?

Ok. Revision. I install the ac. Don helps me hoark it into the yard. Doug still kills deadbeats.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I would move to San Diego tomorrow if I could afford living out there....and pass the seismic portion of the PE exam.

That idea seems shaky.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
I would move to San Diego tomorrow if I could afford living out there....and pass the seismic portion of the PE exam.

That idea seems shaky.

You find a fault in his logic?

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