Game 2 of the 1965 World Series. Kaat vs. Koufax. Plate umpire Tony Venzon sees that the ball has had pine tar rubbed on it. He goes out to the mound and says to Kaat, "Jimmy, you're using a foreign substance on the ball and I'm not going to allow that in this game." Kaat replied, "It's not a foreign substance. It's from Raleigh, North Carolina." Kaat threw a complete game. Twins 5, Dodgers 1.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This pitcher reminds me of how much I love Boz Skaggs

Lido
Whoah oh oh oh
He's for the money, he's for the show
Lido's waitin' for the go, Lido

Moncada has a lot of work to do on his right handed swing this off season. Way too many non competitive AB’s.

Ol' Lido is handing it to the Sox so far...

Timmy is one hell of an athletic mother fucker

Shades of Kerry Woods from this Skaggs fellow.

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Jinxed em!

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Albert Pujols the gazelle.

I can’t even put in words how much I fucking hate James Shields.

The pets make an error on the same play.

For the love of fucking god murder Leury Garcia and call up Eloy. I can’t fucking stand watching these fucking assholes any more.

Their first names rhyme!

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damn, opp field HR Trout. that was impressive.

HE had a good AB on his run scoring sac fly to tie the game.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Listening to the two dip shit Angels announcers talk about that fucking bunt play made me want to punch the damn TV. ANyone that thinks that the Sox announcer are bad, should be forced to listen to the two clowns doing the Angel games.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

FAR SUPERIOR appears to be heating up on the left coast.

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I had no idea DelMonico was back from the DL. I also had no idea he could play 1st base.

Tilson was sent to AAA a few days ago because he is fucking terrible.

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Tim Anderson bobblehead doll? Yikes.

The ushers should toss them to the fans just out of their reach so they get the full Timmay experience.

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Yeah, like eliminate it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If this were true, his OPS would be higher than .710

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TIMMAY

And fuck you too, Leury

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Now that is some opposite field power from Avi. Mercy.

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Damn!!! Nice hittin'!

Fun inning

If Leury knew how to get in front of a ball and/or Timmay knew how to fucking throw one, the Sox would be in the lead.

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Chicago teams showcasing some major power the last hour

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Just went to check what you were referring to. Cub game sounded epic.

Well, that suck-diddley-ucked.