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 Post subject: In-grown toe nails
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:22 pm 
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Wow, this is painful. First one I've ever had. The doctor was amazed that I ripped the in grown part off without anesthetic and told me never to do it again.

I'm on antibiotics and pain killers (nothing good). Never realized how bad these could get. My toe looked like a tomato yesterday.

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 Post subject: Re: In-grown toe nails
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:37 pm 
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I had one about 15 years ago and dug it out myself. Nasty stuff.
I hate going to the doctor.
I took an old pair of shoes and cut out the big toe portion so as not to put any pressure on it as it healed. I empathize.

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 Post subject: Re: In-grown toe nails
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:44 pm 
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Only get them on the insides of my big toes. These will literally bring tears to a grown man's eyes. Terribly painful.

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 Post subject: Re: In-grown toe nails
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More like 'tomatoe' amirite?

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I had one about 15 years ago and dug it out myself. Nasty stuff.
I hate going to the doctor.
I took an old pair of shoes and cut out the big toe portion so as not to put any pressure on it as it healed. I empathize.


Me too. I SHOULD have done what you did, but I instead decided to walk a couple miles downtown Friday after a meeting. That was not a good decision.

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 Post subject: Re: In-grown toe nails
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Was it a structural ingrown issue?

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Was it a structural ingrown issue?

I’m going with systemic.

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More like inbred.

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More like inbred.

Leave your family out of this.

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 Post subject: Re: In-grown toe nails
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More like inbred.


I'll take "phrases uttered by Furious' family when asked how many of them agree with gay marriage" for 1,000.

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Wow you guys sound like huge pussies. Have a few beers, soak the toe for a bit and then just rip the thing out.

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I haven’t had an ingrown toenail but got a splinter under a big toe nail many moons ago. God, that was fucking painful, had to cut the nail off and that damn toe hurt for months as the new nail grew in. I hope I never get an actual ingrown but if I do I will maintain this level of intoxication throughout the recovery.


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I haven’t had an ingrate wn but got a splinter under a big toe nail many moons ago. God, that was fucking painful, had to cut the nail off and that damn toe hurt fir months as the new nail grew in. I hope I never get an ingrown.

Drunk Squirrel needs to buy a few vowels. Drunk Squirrel drunk posting.

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
I haven’t had an ingrate wn but got a splinter under a big toe nail many moons ago. God, that was fucking painful, had to cut the nail off and that damn toe hurt fir months as the new nail grew in. I hope I never get an ingrown.

Drunk Squirrel needs to buy a few vowels. Drunk Squirrel drunk posting.


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 Post subject: Re: In-grown toe nails
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:lol: Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic.

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:lol: Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic.



I can’t recall any anti Semitic posts I’ve made (Anti semantic perhaps) but god only knows what I post between the typos and the rest.


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Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board.


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:lol: Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic.



I can’t recall any anti Semitic posts I’ve made (Anti semantic perhaps) but god only knows what I post between the typos and the rest.


I was kidding about that part. But you did type a sentence that went from insightful to completely incoherent. :lol:

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:lol: Drunk Squirrel's drunk posting is a board staple. I'll never forget when he made a coherent post that, by the end, was completely incoherent and, as I recall, mildly anti-Semitic.



I can’t recall any anti Semitic posts I’ve made (Anti semantic perhaps) but god only knows what I post between the typos and the rest.


I was kidding about that part. But you did type a sentence that went from insightful to completely incoherent. :lol:



Oh.. that’s totally believable. The coherent part was accidental. In case anyone is wondering, and why would they, I’m channeling my inner Brockmire and drinking Sazeric Rye.


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To be clear, I love you Squirrel.

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Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board.

I don’t post much anymore. However, it seems anytime I do you seem to show up. You’re nothing but an annoying, ankle biting fuck.

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Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board.

I don’t post much anymore. .

Because everytime you do, your ignorant, prepubescent ass gets embarrassed. See you in 3 months.


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To be clear, I love you Squirrel.



Give me another drink or two and I’ll return the sentiment. I was raised in a family that doesn’t utter those words.


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Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board.

I don’t post much anymore. .

Because everytime you do, your ignorant, prepubescent ass gets embarrassed. See you in 3 months.

You’re embarrassed every time you hit submit. As evident by ‘your’ misuse of ‘your’ above, you fucking twat.

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Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board.

I don’t post much anymore. .

Because everytime you do, your ignorant, prepubescent ass gets embarrassed. See you in 3 months.

You’re embarrassed every time you hit submit. As evident by ‘your’ misuse of ‘your’ above, you fucking twat.

Please seek therapy.


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Mr. Reason is the in-grown toenail of this message board.

I don’t post much anymore. .

Because everytime you do, your ignorant, prepubescent ass gets embarrassed. See you in 3 months.

You’re embarrassed every time you hit submit. As evident by ‘your’ misuse of ‘your’ above, you fucking twat.

Please seek therapy.

Please play a nice game of hide and go fuck youself.

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Wow, this is painful. First one I've ever had. The doctor was amazed that I ripped the in grown part off without anesthetic and told me never to do it again.

I'm on antibiotics and pain killers (nothing good). Never realized how bad these could get. My toe looked like a tomato yesterday.



Let's see a pic.. I'm confused how this could ever happen with maintaince every 3 or 4 months

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Wow, this is painful. First one I've ever had. The doctor was amazed that I ripped the in grown part off without anesthetic and told me never to do it again.

I'm on antibiotics and pain killers (nothing good). Never realized how bad these could get. My toe looked like a tomato yesterday.



Let's see a pic.. I'm confused how this could ever happen with maintaince every 3 or 4 months

Mine popped up outta nowhere the first time. I’ve been on the lookout ever since.

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There's a simple procedure for the big toes to kill some of the nail bed right along the sides. So the nails grow out with about a 1/16th inch spacing. Takes about 10 minutes, and you have to take an antiobiotic for a couple of days, and it takes a few days to heal up so reduced activity. But it doesn't hurt at all.

I had both big toes done a year apart about 18 years ago, and haven't had problems since.

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Being kinda broke a few months ago, I decided to pick at an ingrown toenail. Ended up bending and tearing the ingrown portion out and cutting it off.

Dealt with it again today. No problemo.

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