Jorr and LTG trading MANY jabs in the Politics section.

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312 and Bil$ heating up!

IMU going hard after the Cubs!


Commendable!

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You two deserve each other.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

If you have a family history of colon cancer or even adenomatous polyps than 40 years old is the time to schedule your colonoscopy. New guidelines that are coming out have reduced the age for a baseline colonoscopy screening from 55 to 45 for those even without a family history.

Schedule one. Takes 30 minutes tops if your colon isn't torturous. Yes that's a real descriptor. A few biopsy done throughout and probably some polyp removal.

The prep sucks, even the new 2 stage stuff but it's a very small price to pay. Just take it and follow instructions, don't eat and drink anything. They'll know and it will make it harder to see the muscosa.

I didn't even know anything happened and it was over. The prep did suck.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Poor old SomeGuy has a polyp in the duodenum! It's benign, but--ooh--still a bastard.

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What's not to like about the prep? All the clear Gatorade and lemon jello you want! /s

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Where did we get on the topic of colonoscopies?

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Team Cocaine always brings on the desultory conversation.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I remember back in the day when Italian baby laxative was the go to cut for cocaine.

Color, texture when chopped, weight vs volume was outstanding for a gram cut. Could sell 7/8ths as a gram all night.


"those were the daaaaaaaays"-The Normal family

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"Change has come to Amerika."- TFG

Yes it does.
IIRC, it involved drinking an ultra salty enema concoction and then followed up with something else that I can only describe as tasting like nuclear waste/ It's been a few years, I should probably schedule a follow up.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Oh, so you were that asshole?

Shut up, asshole.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I rather die of cancer than do another colonoscopy.

My most recent was easy. The clean out too was minus that gallon of yuck. My hardest thing was hunger.

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Elections have consequences.

I had 3 polyps removed this morning. I’m 27. Was experiencing occasional bleeding on the toilet paper for the last month or two. Dad had colon cancer at 55.

From what I’ve read, there’s been a rise in colon issues with younger people and we don’t know why yet.

Vaccines.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Nardi and Jbills going at it in the "Three Billboards Outside of Ebbings MO" thread seems surreal enough to warrant mention.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Nardi just needs to stick to sports.

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Definitely a very odd place to throw down

Well there's movies that are intellectually stimulating and there's movies where you just mentally jack off.

Are we allowed to enjoy both?

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Apparently not?


FWIW, I thought this movie was boring as shit.

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That's because your wheelhouse for movies is anything with Kevin James or Adam Sandler

Wrong

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I'd be surprised that when you turn 50 that you still enjoy dudes turning into boulders and chicks that shoot fire, all in the cause to save humanity. Then I'd be worried.

are you saying I only have one more year to enjoy comic book movies That sucks.

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I'm not Twitter. Go enjoy.

Kirkwood and Ruffcorn puffing up their chests in the WSJ thread.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest