It is currently Sun Nov 10, 2024 8:08 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 36 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Goff vs. Tradition Bar
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:26 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
I did some investigating reporting. Feder wouldn't do this.

I called the bar. Talk to the girl hostess. I'll just give you the transcript of the conversation.

Beardown: I was told we are allowed to smoke cigars at your bar. Is that true?

Hostess: No. There is no smoking in the bar.

Beardown: Ok. Somebody told me it was allowed.

Hostess: Well, we have a private room downstairs where smoking is allowed. But that's rented out for parties.

Beardown: Ok. Gotcha. Thanks.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 8:28 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
Here's what happened.

Goff's dumb ass wondered downstairs and saw people smoking. He was probably unaware that it was a private party. So he lit up. That's why they told him to put it out. Because he shouldn't have been down there. It was a private party. Not a desginated smoking area like Goff claimed. Big difference.

I'm also guessing that smoking was allowed because it was a private party and they asked for it to be allowed since it wouldn't bother people whom they didn't know.

Because, like many of you, my antenna went up when Goff said smoking was allowed in a bar. Smoking hasn't been allowed in Illinois bars in at least 15 years.

That's what I think happened.

So, no racism. I solved another one.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:14 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:55 am
Posts: 6535
pizza_Place: Giordano's
Beardown, Channel 5 news!


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2019 9:58 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
Goff's a unique and unusual guy. Very delusional at times.

I've always said, he's most amusing and funny when he's not trying to be. Case in point right here.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 7:26 am 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:00 am
Posts: 79336
Location: Ravenswood Manor
pizza_Place: Pete's
Beardown wrote:
Smoking hasn't been allowed in Illinois bars in at least 15 years.



Apparently you've never been to Richard's.

_________________
Don't take it personally.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 7:38 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:18 pm
Posts: 4865
pizza_Place: Luigi's
Beardown, Chuck Goudie on line 1 for you...

_________________
"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 7:46 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:15 am
Posts: 27591
pizza_Place: nick n vito's
Beardown wrote:
I did some investigating reporting. Feder wouldn't do this.

I called the bar. Talk to the girl hostess. I'll just give you the transcript of the conversation.

Beardown: I was told we are allowed to smoke cigars at your bar. Is that true?

Hostess: No. There is no smoking in the bar.

Beardown: Ok. Somebody told me it was allowed.

Hostess: Well, we have a private room downstairs where smoking is allowed. But that's rented out for parties.

Beardown: Ok. Gotcha. Thanks.


:lol:

_________________
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 8:47 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:52 pm
Posts: 12558
Location: Ex-Naperville, Ex-Homewood, Now Tinley Park
pizza_Place: Oh I'm sorry but, there's no one on the line
Beardown, clean this mess up, else we'll all end up in jail
That testy smoking tale
Just get it all out of here

Is there beer in the bar?
Yes, there's beer in the bar
I think the people down the hall know who you are
'Cause the man is wise
Goff's still Italian in your eyes

_________________
"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 10:04 am 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:45 pm
Posts: 38209
Location: Lovetron
pizza_Place: Malnati's
Hathcet and i had lunch there a couple of years ago.

I think this may be our fault.

_________________
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 1:33 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
312player wrote:
Beardown wrote:
I did some investigating reporting. Feder wouldn't do this.

I called the bar. Talk to the girl hostess. I'll just give you the transcript of the conversation.

Beardown: I was told we are allowed to smoke cigars at your bar. Is that true?

Hostess: No. There is no smoking in the bar.

Beardown: Ok. Somebody told me it was allowed.

Hostess: Well, we have a private room downstairs where smoking is allowed. But that's rented out for parties.

Beardown: Ok. Gotcha. Thanks.


:lol:


I think maybe you and some others think I'm joking. I actually did call the bar. The above is the actual conversation. Not joking.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 1:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:15 am
Posts: 27591
pizza_Place: nick n vito's
I never doubted you called.

_________________
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2019 6:12 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
What does Goff have? 40k twitter followers.

That's why I wanted to investigate this further. That's a significant amount of people that he told. Accusing the bar of hating black people. Plus Goff was hoping for retweets to totally destroy the bar's reputation. It's just not right if it's not true.

With Goff, you never can trust him.

He desperately wants to tweet out racism done to him. It's a big deal for him. It's weird. He wants racism to happen to him for twitter. So much so that he jumps the gun before he even knows if it's truly racism.

He tried it once with a cop pull over. That turned out to be legit cuz his plates were expired.

Anyway, somebody always needs to be checking Goff on his stories. They're never the full story with him.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 10:16 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 pm
Posts: 8788
pizza_Place: Bojono's on Clarendon
Beardown wrote:
What does Goff have? 40k twitter followers.

That's why I wanted to investigate this further. That's a significant amount of people that he told. Accusing the bar of hating black people. Plus Goff was hoping for retweets to totally destroy the bar's reputation. It's just not right if it's not true.

With Goff, you never can trust him.

He desperately wants to tweet out racism done to him. It's a big deal for him. It's weird. He wants racism to happen to him for twitter. So much so that he jumps the gun before he even knows if it's truly racism.

He tried it once with a cop pull over. That turned out to be legit cuz his plates were expired.

Anyway, somebody always needs to be checking Goff on his stories. They're never the full story with him.




Um, Beardown? Can we assume you were washing your hair all night?

_________________
I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 10:28 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:05 am
Posts: 28664
pizza_Place: Clamburger's
Image

_________________
Nardi wrote:
Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 8:30 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
I don't think this happened either.

Who the hell casually says, "There was an intruder in my house" without explaining what the fuck happened?

Instead he used a tweet to compliment the cops. Which is fine. But I think this is a make-good for accusing that one cop of racism for pulling him over.

Always drama in Goff's life. All of it is bullshit. But in his mind it's real.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 9:18 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:55 pm
Posts: 29461
pizza_Place: Zaffiro's
newper wrote:
Beardown, clean this mess up, else we'll all end up in jail
That testy smoking tale
Just get it all out of here

Is there beer in the bar?
Yes, there's beer in the bar
I think the people down the hall know who you are
'Cause the man is wise
Goff's still Italian in your eyes


Did you feel like Bernstein
Did you realize
That you were a meatball in their eyes

_________________
Antonio Gramsci wrote:
The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 9:55 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
That's the hurt for Goff.

He always looked up to Bernstein. Always tried to impress him. Tried to be him.

Bernstein always thought Goff was a dumb ass. After Goff got fired, he realized that.

Then to top it off, Da Ma Na replaces him. Goff thought he killed that "White Devil". So that adds to the pain.


Last edited by Beardown on Mon May 27, 2019 10:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2019 10:57 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:04 am
Posts: 587
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis
This came up on my twitter feed, did the intruders yell,"This is MAGA Country" and Goff dropped his subway sandwich?

If real, glad he is okay, but saw he followed up saying cops asked him for his ID. They ask everyone for ID!

He reminds me of Artie Lange stories for you Stern fans. At least with Artie 1/2 the time they were funny, but know never happened in real life.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 8:56 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:39 pm
Posts: 19521
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
So the police racially profiled him because they asked for an ID? Everyday is an airing of a grievance. Zero perspective or introspective.

After being fired from his previous job, he failed up into a drive time radio host job, but now acts like his gig as a part time fill in host is some triumph. He earned that job. It was not pity or Sarah Spain checking on box on her public social justice persona. Now with the job in hand it's time to return to pointing out the injustices of the world such as not being able to smoke a cigar wherever you want or having the police ask for an ID.

_________________
Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

The Missing Link wrote:
For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:20 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
Posts: 17210
pizza_Place: Pequods
when this new show bombs, it will be hilarious watching Sarah Spain toss Goff under the bus

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:32 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:39 pm
Posts: 19521
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
when this new show bombs, it will be hilarious watching Sarah Spain toss Goff under the bus


Well the inevitable happens, Goff will be a sexist misogynist , and Spain a well you know, one of those 815 type of people.

_________________
Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

The Missing Link wrote:
For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 10:38 pm 
Offline
1000 CLUB

Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:29 pm
Posts: 33998
Goff, they asked for your ID to make sure you weren't the intruder. Not because you are black. Standard procedure, you dumb ass.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 11:14 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:24 pm
Posts: 17210
pizza_Place: Pequods
That wasn't an intruder. That was the repoman coming for the wheels.

_________________
“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 3:16 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:17 am
Posts: 707
Location: LaGrange
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
when this new show bombs, it will be hilarious watching Sarah Spain toss Goff under the bus



I love to see Goff have a couple drinks, and then make comment on Spains enormous ta tas/cans.....WWIII would break out!

_________________
Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 3:38 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 10, 2015 5:44 pm
Posts: 331
pizza_Place: aurelios
Beardown wrote:
I don't think this happened either.

Who the hell casually says, "There was an intruder in my house" without explaining what the fuck happened?

Instead he used a tweet to compliment the cops. Which is fine. But I think this is a make-good for accusing that one cop of racism for pulling him over.

Always drama in Goff's life. All of it is bullshit. But in his mind it's real.


Agreed. Imagine if there was an intruder in Steve Dahl's house - he could/would talk about it for a week straight. He's jesse jackson without the ability to profit off his race baiting.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 3:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero
You people don't know what the hell you're talking about. At all.

And yes, I meant to say "you people".

_________________
Seacrest wrote:
I rarely troll.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 3:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43544
spmack wrote:
You people don't know what the hell you're talking about. At all.

And yes, I meant to say "you people".

SpCrest.

_________________
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 3:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm
Posts: 38652
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis
spmack wrote:
You people don't know what the hell you're talking about. At all.

And yes, I meant to say "you people".

I dunno . Looks like Beardown nailed his dumbass pretty well on the bar “ racism “ like he usually does .

_________________
Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 9:23 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Nov 05, 2015 2:39 pm
Posts: 19521
pizza_Place: Lou Malnati's
Beardown wrote:
I don't think this happened either.

Who the hell casually says, "There was an intruder in my house" without explaining what the fuck happened?

Instead he used a tweet to compliment the cops. Which is fine. But I think this is a make-good for accusing that one cop of racism for pulling him over.

Always drama in Goff's life. All of it is bullshit. But in his mind it's real.


He casually lies/exaggerates quite a bit. I would not be surprised if he thought someone broke into his house, which became he scared off an intruder.

_________________
Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

The Missing Link wrote:
For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.


Top
 Profile  
 
PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2019 10:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:05 am
Posts: 2952
Location: DuPage
pizza_Place: Rosati's
no mention of his lady or if baby Jase was ok or frightened after the intruder???

whats up with that?

_________________
'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 36 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group