I did some investigating reporting. Feder wouldn't do this.

I called the bar. Talk to the girl hostess. I'll just give you the transcript of the conversation.

Beardown: I was told we are allowed to smoke cigars at your bar. Is that true?

Hostess: No. There is no smoking in the bar.

Beardown: Ok. Somebody told me it was allowed.

Hostess: Well, we have a private room downstairs where smoking is allowed. But that's rented out for parties.

Beardown: Ok. Gotcha. Thanks.

Here's what happened.

Goff's dumb ass wondered downstairs and saw people smoking. He was probably unaware that it was a private party. So he lit up. That's why they told him to put it out. Because he shouldn't have been down there. It was a private party. Not a desginated smoking area like Goff claimed. Big difference.

I'm also guessing that smoking was allowed because it was a private party and they asked for it to be allowed since it wouldn't bother people whom they didn't know.

Because, like many of you, my antenna went up when Goff said smoking was allowed in a bar. Smoking hasn't been allowed in Illinois bars in at least 15 years.

That's what I think happened.

So, no racism. I solved another one.

Beardown, Channel 5 news!

Goff's a unique and unusual guy. Very delusional at times.

I've always said, he's most amusing and funny when he's not trying to be. Case in point right here.

Apparently you've never been to Richard's.

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Don't take it personally.

Beardown, Chuck Goudie on line 1 for you...

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

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Beardown, clean this mess up, else we'll all end up in jail
That testy smoking tale
Just get it all out of here

Is there beer in the bar?
Yes, there's beer in the bar
I think the people down the hall know who you are
'Cause the man is wise
Goff's still Italian in your eyes

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Hathcet and i had lunch there a couple of years ago.

I think this may be our fault.

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I think maybe you and some others think I'm joking. I actually did call the bar. The above is the actual conversation. Not joking.

I never doubted you called.

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What does Goff have? 40k twitter followers.

That's why I wanted to investigate this further. That's a significant amount of people that he told. Accusing the bar of hating black people. Plus Goff was hoping for retweets to totally destroy the bar's reputation. It's just not right if it's not true.

With Goff, you never can trust him.

He desperately wants to tweet out racism done to him. It's a big deal for him. It's weird. He wants racism to happen to him for twitter. So much so that he jumps the gun before he even knows if it's truly racism.

He tried it once with a cop pull over. That turned out to be legit cuz his plates were expired.

Anyway, somebody always needs to be checking Goff on his stories. They're never the full story with him.

Um, Beardown? Can we assume you were washing your hair all night?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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I don't think this happened either.

Who the hell casually says, "There was an intruder in my house" without explaining what the fuck happened?

Instead he used a tweet to compliment the cops. Which is fine. But I think this is a make-good for accusing that one cop of racism for pulling him over.

Always drama in Goff's life. All of it is bullshit. But in his mind it's real.

Did you feel like Bernstein
Did you realize
That you were a meatball in their eyes

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That's the hurt for Goff.

He always looked up to Bernstein. Always tried to impress him. Tried to be him.

Bernstein always thought Goff was a dumb ass. After Goff got fired, he realized that.

Then to top it off, Da Ma Na replaces him. Goff thought he killed that "White Devil". So that adds to the pain.

This came up on my twitter feed, did the intruders yell,"This is MAGA Country" and Goff dropped his subway sandwich?

If real, glad he is okay, but saw he followed up saying cops asked him for his ID. They ask everyone for ID!

He reminds me of Artie Lange stories for you Stern fans. At least with Artie 1/2 the time they were funny, but know never happened in real life.

So the police racially profiled him because they asked for an ID? Everyday is an airing of a grievance. Zero perspective or introspective.

After being fired from his previous job, he failed up into a drive time radio host job, but now acts like his gig as a part time fill in host is some triumph. He earned that job. It was not pity or Sarah Spain checking on box on her public social justice persona. Now with the job in hand it's time to return to pointing out the injustices of the world such as not being able to smoke a cigar wherever you want or having the police ask for an ID.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

when this new show bombs, it will be hilarious watching Sarah Spain toss Goff under the bus

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Well the inevitable happens, Goff will be a sexist misogynist , and Spain a well you know, one of those 815 type of people.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Goff, they asked for your ID to make sure you weren't the intruder. Not because you are black. Standard procedure, you dumb ass.

That wasn't an intruder. That was the repoman coming for the wheels.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I love to see Goff have a couple drinks, and then make comment on Spains enormous ta tas/cans.....WWIII would break out!

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

Agreed. Imagine if there was an intruder in Steve Dahl's house - he could/would talk about it for a week straight. He's jesse jackson without the ability to profit off his race baiting.

You people don't know what the hell you're talking about. At all.

And yes, I meant to say "you people".

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SpCrest.

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I dunno . Looks like Beardown nailed his dumbass pretty well on the bar “ racism “ like he usually does .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He casually lies/exaggerates quite a bit. I would not be surprised if he thought someone broke into his house, which became he scared off an intruder.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

no mention of his lady or if baby Jase was ok or frightened after the intruder???

whats up with that?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.