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 Post subject: Funniest posts
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Sometimes somebody posts something that makes us laugh our ass off, and it deserves to be remembered for posterity.

This is where we can store funny posts.

Post funny posts here!

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Ogie Ogelthorpe bludgeoning the state of Illinois, as he should:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
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I have lived in northern states with the same winter (or worse) and their roads were better maintained with lower taxes than what you guys get stiffed with.

:lol:

I bet if I ask any of those residents about their roads they'll bitch just as much as you are. It's like the weather. Everyone thinks their shithole has the craziest weather, shittiest roads and best food.

I have driven extensively in all of those states. Hands down, Illinois roads were always the worst. It's what happens when the state is literally run by a giant patronage scam.


:lol:

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whistler wrote:
Sometimes somebody posts something that makes us laugh our ass off, and it deserves to be remembered for posterity.

This is where we can store funny posts.

Post funny posts here!

First:

Ogie Ogelthorpe bludgeoning the state of Illinois, as he should:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
I have lived in northern states with the same winter (or worse) and their roads were better maintained with lower taxes than what you guys get stiffed with.

:lol:

I bet if I ask any of those residents about their roads they'll bitch just as much as you are. It's like the weather. Everyone thinks their shithole has the craziest weather, shittiest roads and best food.

I have driven extensively in all of those states. Hands down, Illinois roads were always the worst. It's what happens when the state is literally run by a giant patronage scam.


:lol:


I like this exchange above.

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Here is a funny post for u

U shuld kill urself.

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Tad Queasy, when told Skilling is as fat as latter-day Perry Mason:

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Skilling now looks like a combination of Morocco Mole and King Kong Bundy.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tad Queasy, when told Skilling is as fat as latter-day Perry Mason:

Tad Queasy wrote:
Skilling now looks like a combination of Morocco Mole and King Kong Bundy.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


That was appropriate. :D

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billypontoon gave us true poetry when talkin' about sex after the Cubs were eliminated from the playoffs (last year):


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there was some pornhub stat that site activity from the town of either the winner or loser (i think it was the loseR) of the superbowl spikes after the game.



now these are the types of stats I appreciate! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Frank Costanza, celebrating the Cubs elimination from playoff contention, with some fucking!, and with a subtle dig at the Cubs!:


"Ever had sex on a night the Cubs were eliminated?"

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Yes.


:lol:

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Frank Costanza, celebrating the Cubs elimination from playoff contention, with some fucking!, and with a subtle dig at the Cubs!:


"Ever had sex on a night the Cubs were eliminated?"

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Yes.


:lol:


This should be a surprise to no one. White Sox subdivision is rumored to have rented out a bathhouse in Naperville after every Cubs elimination.
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Juiced wrote:
whistler wrote:
Frank Costanza, celebrating the Cubs elimination from playoff contention, with some fucking!, and with a subtle dig at the Cubs!:


"Ever had sex on a night the Cubs were eliminated?"

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yes.


:lol:


This should be a surprise to no one. White Sox subdivision is rumored to have rented out a bathhouse in Naperville after every Cubs elimination.



The Gang of Four does not frequent bath houses.

We have a lively text exchange every year as Joe Maddon takes his crew down in flames.

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The Gang of Four does not frequent bath houses.

We have a lively text exchange every year as Joe Maddon takes his crew down in flames.

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Beardown with some funny-ass analysis on who fucked Sandberg's wife:


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Even if he wins the world series as a manager, he'll always be remembered for banging Ryne Sandberg's wife first and foremost.

That will always be his greatest accomplishment in life.


Was it just him, or Palmeiro as well?


Yeah. Palmeiro got her. Shit, I'm sure Mark Grace banged her too. But I heard she refused the advances of Hector Villinoweva. So she had some standards.

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The funniest post of all time on this board was when search worked for two days and I found all the times OKC said he would hit that, including Oprah and Punky Brewster.

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The funniest post of all time on this board was when search worked for two days and I found all the times OKC said he would hit that, including Oprah and Punky Brewster.

Who wouldn't bang Oprah? It's Oprah, for chrissake.
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Nardi wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
The funniest post of all time on this board was when search worked for two days and I found all the times OKC said he would hit that, including Oprah and Punky Brewster.

Who wouldn't bang Oprah? It's Oprah, for chrissake.


You get a blowjob from Oprah! And you get a blowjob from Oprah! EVERYBODY GETS A BLOWJOB!

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
The funniest post of all time on this board was when search worked for two days and I found all the times OKC said he would hit that, including Oprah and Punky Brewster.



Punky had some HUGE knockers but I think she got them reduced.

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The thread should be: People on the board I want to get high with.

For me, the list will always start thus:

1) Beardown
2) 312player
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tommy wrote:
The thread should be: People on the board I want to get high with.

For me, the list will always start thus:

1) Beardown
2) 312player

The fuck?

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Douchebag wrote:
tommy wrote:
The thread should be: People on the board I want to get high with.

For me, the list will always start thus:

1) Beardown
2) 312player

The fuck?


I mean, yeah, but who trusts tommy's opinions anyway

I don't get high but getting high when I'm around would be a mind scrambler.

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good dolphin wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
tommy wrote:
The thread should be: People on the board I want to get high with.

For me, the list will always start thus:

1) Beardown
2) 312player

The fuck?


I mean, yeah, but who trusts tommy's opinions anyway

I don't get high but getting high when I'm around would be a mind scrambler.

I've retired to getting high once a year, but it would be fun with 90% of the guys on this board, whether they were also high or not.

Did you notice them colors? They are in celebration of the Illini victory today. All my messages (after this one) will be in such colors until the Illini lose again.
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
The funniest post of all time on this board was when search worked for two days and I found all the times OKC said he would hit that, including Oprah and Punky Brewster.

Who wouldn't bang Oprah? It's Oprah, for chrissake.


You get a blowjob from Oprah! And you get a blowjob from Oprah! EVERYBODY GETS A BLOWJOB!

Honestly you're more likely to get one from Steadman.
Still ok with that fellas?

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Darkside wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
The funniest post of all time on this board was when search worked for two days and I found all the times OKC said he would hit that, including Oprah and Punky Brewster.

Who wouldn't bang Oprah? It's Oprah, for chrissake.


You get a blowjob from Oprah! And you get a blowjob from Oprah! EVERYBODY GETS A BLOWJOB!

Honestly you're more likely to get one from Steadman.
Still ok with that fellas?


Hey, these days, as long as someone is getting a blowjob. I heard its the latest thing that millennials are trying to get rid of.

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I didnt quite get the connection to the thread topic, but it was a hilarious response:

timmyholton, talking about his first ever Cubs game, and SpiralStairs replied with this: :lol:

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super hilarious.

Somehow a thread about fucking chicks in public places turned into a thread about communion, and then about gluten-free pussy. Chet as always is funny.

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So...yeah...fucking chicks in public places.

Hopefully her pussy was gluten free.

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The part of this post in bold was hilarious:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
I have one question still...

How the fuck does anyone become a regular at BWW? The food is dog shit. I mean for that price there are a dozen wing places better than BWW in Naperville. Even fucking Hooters is a step up in quality and that's pretty low itself.

On that note, who the fuck becomes a regular at any chain restaurant? I get being a regular at some local joint, but a generic chain?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is a funny post for u

U shuld kill urself.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is a funny post for u

U shuld kill urself.



Not one post from any of them in response to him.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is a funny post for u

U shuld kill urself.

:lol:

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is a funny post for u

U shuld kill urself.
Not one post from any of them in response to him.
Now there are two posts in response.

Thanks!

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Here is a funny post for u

U shuld kill urself.



Not one post from any of them in response to him.

Best thing for him, really. Therapy was going... nowhere.

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