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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:53 pm

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:54 pm

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People, people, let's get back on topic. The Boat Show. They changed it. No longer can I come on down to the boooooat shooooowww...

...THE BOAT SHOW

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 5:27 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

But it's not secular Christians who are in such a state over this, it's been coming from the Christian Right, with signal-boosting courtesy of Fox News, for years.

don't even get me started on the virtue signaling by prominently placing homosexual couples in commercials even though, at less than 5% of the population, statistically you aren't very likely to see one in everyday life

There are also a WHOLE LOTTA interracial couples these days, and it's usually a white man with a _____ woman, and/or ______ man.
It's not a judgement or a complaint, but it's become so obvious in advertising that it's hard not to notice.
With all of the SJW 'inclusion' politics being shoved down the population-at-large's throats, I gotta think that some of the 'other' people are probably at the point where it's like "ENOUGH already, just leave us alone, we're not that fucking special" but I'm not completely naive either. When I want to watch ads, I just look up 70s/80s/90s/00s commercial compilations on YT.
It's completely different now.

I've seen black guys...with glasses

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:10 pm

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Dennis Celery

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:24 pm

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Dennis Celery must be blind

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 9:02 am

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Dash cash.....dash cash.....with a big helping of vocal fry.

ENOUGH

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:15 pm

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It's Dosh, her vocal fry is just so bad that you think she's mispronouncing Dash. She has to spell it out and everything. Uncanny.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:14 pm

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I want to kill my dick through overuse when I see the Walter E. Smithe daughters playfully prancing around their commercials.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 6:01 pm

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Why is the got junk broad laughing like a mental patient thru that whole ad?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:48 pm

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She’s getting the junk

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:41 am

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Kraft trying to sell Mac and Cheese with sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNlrP_mb1CA

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:18 pm

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The Aaron's commercials where they liken feeding the homeless to them renting someone a TV.

Any Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercial. The mundane task of starting and driving your luxury SUV is not a transcendent experience worthy of solemn, navel-gazing contemplation, you coked-out hillbilly.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:34 pm

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The TCF Bank commercial with the girl eating a sundae that says "it's easy to check your balance, just in case your better half decides to eat your half". If have to check your balance to make sure you have enough money to buy a sundae maybe you should have stayed home to eat.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:45 pm

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Poshmark has a series of ads filled with remarkably stupid people talking about how they "made" money selling crap they've wasted money on in the first place. The vapid woman talking about making enough to pay for her wedding is particularly annoying, and emblematic of one of the biggest problems in American society.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:47 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

The Aaron's commercials where they liken feeding the homeless to them renting someone a TV.

Is that the one where they say, "just because you don't have the best of credit doesn't mean you can't have the best TV"?

Uh, yeah, it kinda does...or should.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:22 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Maybe you just haven't experienced the transcendence of driving a Lincoln?

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We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 9:39 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

I want to kill my dick through overuse when I see the Walter E. Smithe daughters playfully prancing around their commercials.

Meh

http://chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=59678&start=2640#p3324834

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:56 am

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I like the hearing aid commercial with the young couple taking flowers to her mother and then her daughter asks quietly to her boyfriend if he brought the condoms.

He can't hear her and the pop with the hearing aid tells him. "Well Charlie, she wants to know if you brought the condoms". and then he say, "Yes". The look on the girls face was great. :bom:

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:46 pm

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There has been a glut of commercials from car companies saying how much they care and will offer free services for x amount of time, 0% financing for 84 months, or deferred payments. I think there was just a Burger King commercial about how much they care about each and every one of you.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:52 pm

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84 months?
That's insane.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:07 pm

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In just seven short years that GMC Yukon can be all yours!

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:50 pm

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I don't know how much longer I can take these mawkish commercials with weepy, poignant music that start with "In these uncertain/challenging times..." and go on to say that [insert company here] cares for you and is here for you.

As soon as I hear that, in my mind I hear Henry Rollins saying:

I'll tell you things that you already know
so you can say
I really identify with you, so much
and all the time that you're needing me
is just the time that I'm bleeding you

...you want to know why?

cause I'm a liar

haa haa haaa
sucker
sucker!
oh, sucker
I am a liar
yeah, I am a liar

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 3:17 pm

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BRB gonna ask Biggers Chevy to cover my mortgage payments for a few months.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:27 am

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The Events & Adventures guy sounds like he's reading this copy with, quoth the Pet Shop Boys, a gun in his hand and it's pointed at his head. Imagine being in this phony club where you're now paying to skype with people. You might as well spend the money on an onlyfans instead. I'm guessing that's precisely what his customers are doing.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:54 am

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There's a comed commercial in which they say something about your home "becoming the literal center of your universe".

Does anyone speak English any more? Golly.

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The Hawk

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:42 am

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One eight seven four Kars for Kids. K A R S KARS for KIDS. Donate your KAR today. That commercial with some fruity looking kids in pink outfits makes me want to K I L L for KICKS. :twisted:

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:21 pm

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Any radio commercial with Pat Hughes....the village of Bedford Park comes to mind. I swear he recorded these in an unfurnished bathroom. That way...the echo effect could be more prominant.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:35 pm

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BigW72 wrote:

Any radio commercial with Pat Hughes....the village of Bedford Park comes to mind. I swear he recorded these in an unfurnished bathroom. That way...the echo effect could be more prominant.

There was a dealership spot that Joniak literally phoned in. Not only that, I think someone on the other end of the line held a mic up to the earpiece. The worst audio I've ever heard.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 4:49 pm

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Two commercials that have irritated me lately:

Lovesac modular sofas. I would never buy anything called "love sac." You might as well call it "the scrotum." And the theme song is brutal "Together we rise, on positive vibes!"

Fuck you.

There is a Pedia-Sure commercial with a kid with an irritating voice.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 9:23 pm

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The Hawk wrote:

One eight seven four Kars for Kids. K A R S KARS for KIDS. Donate your KAR today. That commercial with some fruity looking kids in pink outfits makes me want to K I L L for KICKS. :twisted:

Jeebus, at least get the number right

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