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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Companion clip

Her date passed out so she borrowed his Tesla for a beer and cigarettes run

wife thinks its funny but the only reason that guy took notice in the first place was because of the T and A

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Creeper

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Part II, creeper talking to his gf in the car with him:

Maybe they were all in cahoots

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Found Mac's burner account:

https://twitter.com/SimpPilgrim/status/1277654193549930496

I thought it was just an act that all three played a part in.

Not sure about the Tesla lady.

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Cant be Mac...Peter North isn't on the list.

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Duck Soup quality

No

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Yeah, this is pretty wonderful.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

I was waiting for him to cop a feel with that caregiver.

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Burrito ass tattoo

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I watched that about twenty times in a row and I think I pulled an ab muscle from laughing.
If my daughter ever does something like this, I'm going to the courthouse and having her last name changed.



ETA: I thought I quoted Furious, not BC. I don't know how to fix it so whatevs.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

She overshot and instead of landing either in the center or on the downslope she jumped into the upslope side. So when the trampoline rebounded instead of propelling her in the same direction she was flying toward (or at least harmlessly back up in the air, if she hit dead center), the rebound action on the upslope flicked her legs out from under her and she face-planted

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Not uncommon for horny old guys who aren't all there mentally. George Bush the First took heat unfairly for being grabby. He's a feeble old man in a wheelchair. Just slap his hand away and don't make a big fucking deal about it.

My grandfather almost got kicked out of his nursing home for being too aggressive with the women. It's certainly not something he ever would have done when he was in his right mind. He asked a nurse, "Do you like to fuck?" The nurse was pretty cool about it and just said, "Mr. Road Rod, that's my business." My grandfather replied, "And just how is business?"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Well now we know where your sass and wit come from. Lol.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Dementia?

Thanks jackass, I got shit to do and now I'm crying like a baby. :wink:

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

There goes your argument he wasn't all there.