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wife thinks its funny but the only reason that guy took notice in the first place was because of the T and A

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wife thinks its funny but the only reason that guy took notice in the first place was because of the T and A


Creeper

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Maybe they were all in cahoots

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Found Mac's burner account:

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Maybe they were all in cahoots


I thought it was just an act that all three played a part in.

Not sure about the Tesla lady.

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Cant be Mac...Peter North isn't on the list.

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Duck Soup quality

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Take a break from all the douchebaggery and shed a tear or two, if you have a soul.

I'm not crying, you're crying.


Yeah, this is pretty wonderful. :D

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I was waiting for him to cop a feel with that caregiver.

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I watched that about twenty times in a row and I think I pulled an ab muscle from laughing.
If my daughter ever does something like this, I'm going to the courthouse and having her last name changed.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


ETA: I thought I quoted Furious, not BC. I don't know how to fix it so whatevs.

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She overshot and instead of landing either in the center or on the downslope she jumped into the upslope side. So when the trampoline rebounded instead of propelling her in the same direction she was flying toward (or at least harmlessly back up in the air, if she hit dead center), the rebound action on the upslope flicked her legs out from under her and she face-planted


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Looked like they were racing.

https://youtu.be/fEpjHtkttYg

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
I was waiting for him to cop a feel with that caregiver.


Not uncommon for horny old guys who aren't all there mentally. George Bush the First took heat unfairly for being grabby. He's a feeble old man in a wheelchair. Just slap his hand away and don't make a big fucking deal about it.

My grandfather almost got kicked out of his nursing home for being too aggressive with the women. It's certainly not something he ever would have done when he was in his right mind. He asked a nurse, "Do you like to fuck?" The nurse was pretty cool about it and just said, "Mr. Road Rod, that's my business." My grandfather replied, "And just how is business?"

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
I was waiting for him to cop a feel with that caregiver.


Not uncommon for horny old guys who aren't all there mentally. George Bush the First took heat unfairly for being grabby. He's a feeble old man in a wheelchair. Just slap his hand away and don't make a big fucking deal about it.

My grandfather almost got kicked out of his nursing home for being too aggressive with the women. It's certainly not something he ever would have done when he was in his right mind. He asked a nurse, "Do you like to fuck?" The nurse was pretty cool about it and just said, "Mr. Road Rod, that's my business." My grandfather replied, "And just how is business?"



Well now we know where your sass and wit come from. Lol.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
I was waiting for him to cop a feel with that caregiver.


Not uncommon for horny old guys who aren't all there mentally. George Bush the First took heat unfairly for being grabby. He's a feeble old man in a wheelchair. Just slap his hand away and don't make a big fucking deal about it.

My grandfather almost got kicked out of his nursing home for being too aggressive with the women. It's certainly not something he ever would have done when he was in his right mind. He asked a nurse, "Do you like to fuck?" The nurse was pretty cool about it and just said, "Mr. Road Rod, that's my business." My grandfather replied, "And just how is business?"



Well now we know where your sass and wit come from. Lol.


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Take a break from all the douchebaggery and shed a tear or two, if you have a soul.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Thanks jackass, I got shit to do and now I'm crying like a baby. :wink:

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
I was waiting for him to cop a feel with that caregiver.


Not uncommon for horny old guys who aren't all there mentally. George Bush the First took heat unfairly for being grabby. He's a feeble old man in a wheelchair. Just slap his hand away and don't make a big fucking deal about it.

My grandfather almost got kicked out of his nursing home for being too aggressive with the women. It's certainly not something he ever would have done when he was in his right mind. He asked a nurse, "Do you like to fuck?" The nurse was pretty cool about it and just said, "Mr. Road Rod, that's my business." My grandfather replied, "And just how is business?"

There goes your argument he wasn't all there.

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