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Rod

Post subject: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:54 am

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I hope Ogie isn't involved!

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:10 pm

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Am I that old fashioned in that Ive never taped myself having sex ? Im amazed at how many apparently do .

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:11 pm

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no thanks....

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:17 pm

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7.3

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:18 pm

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Saw a pick up flying a huge "Saturday is for the Boys" flag on the Ryan this morning

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:18 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Am I that old fashioned in that Ive never taped myself having sex ? Im amazed at how many apparently do .

I just think back to the “Dream On” episode about taping yourself and that’s enough for me.

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Crick Ramp

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:25 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

7.3

That good, huh?

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:28 pm

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W_Z wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Am I that old fashioned in that Ive never taped myself having sex ? Im amazed at how many apparently do .

I just think back to the “Dream On” episode about taping yourself and that’s enough for me.

Every time they showed Tupper fucking it was like he was trying to win a 100 meter dash. Hey Marty, sometimes the ladies like a slow hand.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:29 pm

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Such a great show

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:30 pm

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If Portnoy is Jack Ryan circa 2004 then who is Obama in this scenario? Rico Bosco?

Anyways RIP President Portnoy we hardly knew ye.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:32 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

If Portnoy is Jack Ryan circa 2004 then who is Obama in this scenario? Rico Bosco?

Anyways RIP President Portnoy we hardly knew ye.

Michael Rapaport

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:40 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

If Portnoy is Jack Ryan circa 2004 then who is Obama in this scenario? Rico Bosco?

Anyways RIP President Portnoy we hardly knew ye.

Michael Rapaport

I'm a long time Rappsport fan

His crying bit on first take was some fake Andy Kauffman thing but I don't think he can pull it off, everyone tool it seriously

He was still good in Higher learning, zebrahead, and Boston Public

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:49 pm

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and Cop Land. That movie rules.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:03 pm

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and True Romance.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:07 pm

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:17 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?

You’re thinking of Sully.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:32 pm

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He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:34 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?

Terrible actor

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:34 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"

I thought that you had to consent to release these or it's a felony.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:35 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"

I thought that you had to consent to release these or it's a felony.

You need consent from both parties, yes.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:37 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"

I thought that you had to consent to release these or it's a felony.

You need consent from both parties, yes.

It's illegal for those releasing it, but Portnoy doesn't care enough to be extorted. It's not like these films make him look bad. They have become a meme in Barstool world.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:39 pm

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Speaking of Rapaport, these are hilarious

Julie DiCaro is more competent than the lawyers Rapaport hired.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:41 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Speaking of Rapaport, these are hilarious

Julie DiCaro is more competent than the lawyers Rapaport hired.

Lets not say things we cant take back.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:48 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Am I that old fashioned in that Ive never taped myself having sex ? Im amazed at how many apparently do .

You are.

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Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:50 pm

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312player wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?

Terrible actor

Jeez you're like a roladex of terrible thoughts.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Portnoy Sex Tape

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 2:01 pm

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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 2:05 pm

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nothing this side of recreational pharmaceuticals will turn a girl into Linda Lovelace faster than holding up your cell phone like you're taping her while she's down there

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Ron Wolfley

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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 2:39 pm