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 Post subject: Portnoy Sex Tape
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Am I that old fashioned in that Ive never taped myself having sex ? Im amazed at how many apparently do .

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Saw a pick up flying a huge "Saturday is for the Boys" flag on the Ryan this morning


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Am I that old fashioned in that Ive never taped myself having sex ? Im amazed at how many apparently do .


I just think back to the “Dream On” episode about taping yourself and that’s enough for me.


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Am I that old fashioned in that Ive never taped myself having sex ? Im amazed at how many apparently do .


I just think back to the “Dream On” episode about taping yourself and that’s enough for me.


Every time they showed Tupper fucking it was like he was trying to win a 100 meter dash. Hey Marty, sometimes the ladies like a slow hand.

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If Portnoy is Jack Ryan circa 2004 then who is Obama in this scenario? Rico Bosco?

Anyways RIP President Portnoy we hardly knew ye.

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If Portnoy is Jack Ryan circa 2004 then who is Obama in this scenario? Rico Bosco?

Anyways RIP President Portnoy we hardly knew ye.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If Portnoy is Jack Ryan circa 2004 then who is Obama in this scenario? Rico Bosco?

Anyways RIP President Portnoy we hardly knew ye.

Michael Rapaport

I'm a long time Rappsport fan

His crying bit on first take was some fake Andy Kauffman thing but I don't think he can pull it off, everyone tool it seriously

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and Cop Land. That movie rules.

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and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?

You’re thinking of Sully.

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He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"

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badrogue17 wrote:
SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?



Terrible actor

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"


I thought that you had to consent to release these or it's a felony.

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"


I thought that you had to consent to release these or it's a felony.

You need consent from both parties, yes.

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badrogue17 wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
He has talked about these on The Dave Portnoy Show. Some guy wanted money from him to not release them. His attitude is he doesn't care. His stance has been nicknamed "The Bagwell"


I thought that you had to consent to release these or it's a felony.

You need consent from both parties, yes.

It's illegal for those releasing it, but Portnoy doesn't care enough to be extorted. It's not like these films make him look bad. They have become a meme in Barstool world.

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Speaking of Rapaport, these are hilarious





Julie DiCaro is more competent than the lawyers Rapaport hired.

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Speaking of Rapaport, these are hilarious


Julie DiCaro is more competent than the lawyers Rapaport hired.


Lets not say things we cant take back.

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Am I that old fashioned in that Ive never taped myself having sex ? Im amazed at how many apparently do .


You are.

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badrogue17 wrote:
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and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?



Terrible actor

Jeez you're like a roladex of terrible thoughts.

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312player wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
and Cop Land. That movie rules.

Is that where he played a pasty cum-guzzling b1tch ?



Terrible actor


He and Jon Lovitz were pretty funny in Woody Allen's Small Time Crooks.


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I taped myself having sex once and was not happy with how I looked. I deleted that shit quickly.

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