No..Never met the man missing stink.

Troll harder, you're boring.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

There is one reason why you went in to defend Holmes, and it's not because he's gay.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

You're hanging on.my.every post. Don't worry I'll get bored and not be here for a few weeks

If he has the same queer obsession with someone like you have with me, I'd wonder about him and you. So angry, apparently so closeted.

Get a life weirdo.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I wish I would have known this was on. I'm kicking myself for missing it

Dan Bernstein and Leila Rahimi welcomed on Laurence Holmes for transition, where they discussed a number of influential hip-hop artists across the industry.

It's like the guys in Horrible Bosses hiring Motherfucker Jones.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Did Laurence get divorced? He used to mention his wife periodically, but I haven't heard him say anything about her in a long time.

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I think most of us here correctly called her a beard.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

It appears that someone by the name of Laurence Holmes filed for divorce from someone by the name of Melissa Holmes in Cook County on July 15, 2021. Maybe it's him, maybe it isn't. It's public record. You can look it up on the Clerk of the Circuit Court's website.

No more White Panther in Larry's life?

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Who could have seen that coming?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm guessing one of these scenes played out and she had to get out of it. Right down to the look of horror on the wife's face as the realization sets in.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Rm3ZxOO4s

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

It looks like they made a surprisingly decent return on selling their home, but that's in part because Larry bought it near the bottom of the market. Definitely not the home Larry would've lived in if he was making as much as he loved to imply though.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I think it's dolphin doing the implying most of the time.

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It appears it was pretty amicable. Even Julie could have handled this one.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'd just leave it alone, boys.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's not exactly TMZ stuff. We're talking about a local radio host, albeit a man that is in the conversation as the GOAT, but it's not like he was married to a Kardashian. A lot of us get divorced. Some of us more than once.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

From Julie's LinkedIn: "As of December, 2011, I am accepting new clients with uncomplicated, uncontested divorces."

I guess even those proved to be too much work for her.

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Time for the White Bear to get down with her.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I wonder if we'll see an uptick in little sister stalking.

I heard him in transition last Friday and he was effusive in his praise to Leila for doing such groundbreaking work as to talk sports for three hours in the middle of the day five days a week while also holding down a part time gig on tv.

They ARE both single

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Sounds like a sports media Power Couple in the making

income tax season has started:

500K Score base salary, not including stock options
50K payment for on air reads and other promotions
150K visiting professor salary
50K rentals on real estate holdings
100K profit on podcast

down a bit from the years as sports anchor at NBC and hosting post game shows at NBCSN. Still, a healthy year for chicago's most eligible bachelor.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I think on Tuesday Leery was breaking down George McCaskey's presser. A couple of times he referred to him as being 'creepy.' I found that kind of ironic.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Larry does 75% of the talking with guest Jason Lieser. Unlistenable.

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BABY!

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It's the Ann-Margret scene except Laurence is acting out how Matt Forte would run a play.

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I think Larry should marry Tom Thayer or Steve Stone. That would be an awesome story. Either one would make them Chicago's most powerful sports media couple.

Larry spent a lot of time (like a quarter of his show) talking about his elite athleticism at rec league softball. He's an exceptional third base and, you see, because his reaction time is like top notch, but he played short center, which might not be a thing.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014