To quote the great American philosopher S. Crow, "If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad."

One of my favorite Kids in the Hall skits, Girl Drink Drunk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU&t=10s

Guys, spirits run about a 15-20% cost, compared to beer and wine. Anytime I can get someone to order one of your so-called "gay fruity drinks", we win.
I'm going to create a tropical, island themed CFMB thread. Pull in that young, female oriented demo.
You know I don't do this alone, I've got my experts here- JORR and good dolphin- they're going to help jump start this thread and get us back to recovering the debt of this board. We train ALL DAY LONG.

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I don't embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.

I am mostly a cheap beer drinker, Miller Lite, but I am not opposed to margaritas. I am not a fan of dudes that drink white wine. I assume they are cucks.

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No fruity drinks. They taste fine, but all that sugar leads to a bad next day.
I'll take beer, red wine, or liquor (neat).

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Typically not a fan of white wine, but a good dry Riesling works well with thai or asian food in general or seafood. Charles Smith Kung Fu Girl or Chateau Ste. Michelle out of Colombia Valley in Washington, both around 10 to 12 dollars. Some places up near Traverse City (Left Foot Charley is one) produce top-shelf Rieslings but in limited batches at 2 or 3 times the price.

at the end of the day, sounds like a double ex lax.

i'm thinking it's the morning constitutional in europe. fresh food, veggies, fiber, fruit the day before...the next morning a double espresso...see you in 15 minutes.

So spot on


I like pina coladas and mojitos while on vacations, but its too much sugar. I can generally only do a couple of them each day.

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This is how I feel when I see brioche as a bun.

Are you guys food gatekeeping?

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It doesn't make sense!

Had dinner at a nice steakhouse in Chicago on Saturday. They asked if I wanted coffee or cappuccino after dinner. I turned both down but thought it was common to have one after dinner.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

i always tell the waiter i like a fat blunt after dinner

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I like them so much I have a special cup

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This is quite true.

If margaritas count, count me in. Love making a fresh blackberry margarita.

I don't drink but I agree. i'd be drinking truly and whiteclaws over busch lites and whatever stupid IPA woudl get shoved in my hand.

Fuck white claw, kill Truly, marry High Noon.

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I just found my new boat drink. Malibu Rum,Soda Water and a slice of lime

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Nothing wrong with ordering a Pina Colada when on vacation to a tropical location.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

You need Press in your life, sir.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

i like Tahitian Treat

Where are you able to find that?

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da Jewels had it last time i was there, but only in 12pk i think

I think it may be the most sugary/caloric of all pop, like Coke is 140 a can ? I think TT is 220 or something

like diabetic shock in a can

my island vacation drink will be whiskey

I'm going to really need it on this one. Travelling with extended family for a reunion of people 99% of the attendees have never met...and a floor show of the talentless is being put together. Maybe I'll do my rendition of Fairytale of New York while playing the spoons.

I'm going to be biting my tongue more than Multiple Miggs over the next couple of weeks.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Jewels by me occasionally has TT also. I used to love pop vending machines like Fanta or Minute Maid.

I loved it as a kid.

I haven't seen it in years.

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