I always wanted to go to Atlantis, they have packages but I don't think it's all inclusive.

Why?

Why?

The Villages, take condoms

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Not really. You decided to parade around Europe with your mother in law. Others might decide to sit on a beach at an all inclusive. Still others will go fishing while at Disney World.

Chocolate, vanilla.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Forget the all inclusive resort and book a cruise on a premium line like Celebrity.

The food and entertainment will be better.

I gave you too much credit

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Not really. At U of I, we told people what suburb we were from because it seemed like half the campus was from the Chicago burbs.

The reason suburbanites tell people they are from Chicago is because when you travel out of the country or somewhere like NY, no one knows Naperville or Schaumburg. I continue to be baffled why you city snobs worry that us Mecca folk say we are from Chicago or even worse from the fictional Chicagoland.

The reason suburbanites tell people they are from Chicago is because when you travel out of the country or somewhere like NY, no one knows Naperville or Schaumburg. I continue to be baffled why you city snobs worry that us Mecca folk say we are from Chicago or even worse from the fictional Chicagoland.

Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

Generally speaking - this does not apply to everybody - people who care about this are typically enormous twats.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

We just booked Secrets in Cap Cana in the DR. Since I have yet to go there, I cannot weigh in on its quality but it was a top pick on Trip Advisory.

I have gone to all inclusives for years but not really to adult only ones. In my experience, everything in Mexico is weaker than other places. Most resorts have the same problems, pretty crappy liquor and food that gets boring by day three. The biggest exception is Beaches in the Turks. The Hard Rock in Punta Cana was a close second. Most of the rest are like I said.

It is tough to get cheap all inclusives especially with flight costs today. And of course you get what you pay for food and drink quality wise. Mexico has the cheapest and plenty of good areas, but you would be better off going to a non all inclusive and venturing out to local restaurants to eat. The breakfast buffets make me gag at most of these places.

In most cases, it's not even the lifelong Chicagoans who get a bug up their ass about this but rather people who grew up in the suburbs themselves and moved to the city after college. Zeal of the convert. No one patrols who's really from Chicago more than someone who's really from Hoffman Estates.

Generally speaking - this does not apply to everybody - people who care about this are typically enormous twats.

Saying ‘Chicago’ is a courtesy to the listener - some guy from the UK doesn’t know Naperville v. Bronzeville, Lincoln Park v. Oak Park, etc. Same is true when speaking to anybody who didn’t grow up within 90 miles of the city. You’re providing a reference point absent the arrogance of assuming that person knows your area of the country so intimately he’ll have a clue what you’re saying.

It’s like some asshole tells you he’s from Chiswick instead of London. If you have no idea what he’s talking about, he’s the asshole, not you.

Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

We walk, talk, and won't shit our pants

People were always big on "Southeast Wisconsin"

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Too many adverbs? It’s too many adverbs, isn’t it? Generally and typically shouldn’t be in the same sentence describing the same thing.

By entertainment do you mean watching 3000 pre-diabetics gorge themselves at the all you can eat buffet?

Why?

In most cases, it's not even the lifelong Chicagoans who get a bug up their ass about this but rather people who grew up in the suburbs themselves and moved to the city after college. Zeal of the convert. No one patrols who's really from Chicago more than someone who's really from Hoffman Estates.

Good waterslide. Met Muggsy Bogues

Funny enough, my friend Alex who was born in Russia and a Cardinals fans owing to his Mizzou education, pulled that crap on me. He lived off Waveland and gave me shit for telling people I am from Chicago.

And I am actually from Hoffman Estates as I grew up in a house that backed up to Rte 72 (remember me posting the article tot drives car?) Spent fifth grade on in the Mecca. Conant is also in H.E.

I can't speak for all Chicagoans, but if you thumb your nose at Chicago when you're home, don't use us for pussy or street cred when you're away.