Hyperbolic much dude?

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

If the Bulls were to put both players on the market tomorrow one guy would still fetch a couple of first rounders while the other would fetch an expiring contract. Pretty much sums up what their respective "values" happens to be now doesn't it?

I guess if you were the other GM. Nobody is giving up 2 first rounders for Patrick Williams.

I guess if you were the other GM. Nobody is giving up 2 first rounders for Patrick Williams.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Some top team that's going to draft in the late 20's might! But that's worth as much as an expiring contract.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

The Bulls already turned down Gobert in order to keep the PAW.

I heard something about that and I just assumed it wasn't true.

Because if it is true, Good Lord why?

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Well let's see. "Aging big" vs 21 year old with MAJOR upside. Which way would you go?

I’d go DPOY who is 30 next to a bunch of guys that age and go for it.

No way that trade would have happened.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Yeah the Bulls would have been stupid to make that move.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

AKs worst move? Ball

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Yes it is.

When this is all over, which is not going to be for a while, Trump will be re-elected President.

LTG's day 1 moves as new GM of the Bulls:

1) Trade DeRozan and LaVine for Ben Simmons
2) Anoint Simmons as team captain and "Chief Work Ethic and Professionalism Officer"
3) Cut Coby White
4) Frame Javonte Green for felony robbery; cut Green
5) Replace Donovan with Patrick Williams' uncle as HC
6) Run isos all game long for Williams
7) Declare Williams MVP and MIP after he averages 3.2 PPG 1.7 RBG and 0.5 APG for the year
8 ) Retire Williams' jersey #

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Which non-tanking team would trade for Patrick Williams and make him the center piece of their offense?

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Sacramento. But I'm not exactly advocating for him to be the "centerpiece of the offense". I'm just advocating for him to be "included" in the offense. Is that too much to ask for a "brother"? Particularly (As everyone keeps reminding us) that he was a #4 draft pick?

I'll just say your thesis is correct. They aren't going to be anywhere near the Finals without Williams being good. If Donovan doesn't know this, he should. And if he does, let's hope he has a plan.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

What a disappointment Patrick Williams has been in his career. The former fourth overall pick in the 2020 NBA Draft is having his worst season to date. He is averaging 5.3 points, 2.3 rebounds, and he has yet to record an assist through four games. We’ll gladly take the under on his points, rebounds, and assists prop line.

Not only has Williams been playing poorly, but his minutes are taking a hit. In his last two games, Williams has played only 16 and 15 minutes. With all of the Bulls players healthy, it is tough to see Williams getting increased playing time when he is struggling so much

Our model has Williams projected for only seven total points, rebounds, and assists, which is well below his prop line. He is still projected to be in the starting lineup, but who knows how long that will last. Williams continues to be arguably the Bulls’ best perimeter defender, but that can only get a player so far in this league.

He better hit the first basket because he will be sitting on the bench the rest of the game after he misses it.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.

Alright, I found him for 10 & 6 tonight for $80.

If he doesn't get it, I don’t know who you are. I don’t know why you like this guy. If I lose this bet, I can tell you I don’t have money.

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of message board posting. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let PWill go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will...well, I won't kill you...but I'll bug you for a long time.

Technically I was drunk (big surprise) and asked her if she liked a tongue up her ass.

Again, your comprehension needs work.