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Killer V
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Field Turf ordered the Code Red and he'd do it again.
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In order to have sexual relations, Field Turf once told a girl he coined the phrase "Pardon my French."

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FieldTurf...Now available in regular & diet...
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Answer: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.


Question: What is Field Turf?

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I guess it would have been silly for everyone to get the concept.

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Field Turf was caught with marijuana at the airport metal detectors as field turf had it wrapped in aluminum foil
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Killer V
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Field Turfs bitch betta have his money thru rain sleet or snow...
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Field Turf called for a spike to stop the clock but forgot it was 4th down.

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Field Turf was a bailiff on Night court
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Field Turf discovered the cure for cancer but realized that the real money is in the treatment, not the cure. So field turf put it on the shelf next to the automobile engine that runs on water.

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Field Turf injected Bob Marleys foot with cancer as per the governments instructions.
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Field Turf accused Keeping Score of having mults.

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Field Turf beat a man to death with his own shoe.
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The Original Kid Cairo
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Elmhurst Steve
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Which came first? The field, or the turf?

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Shop at home for your new Field Turf today. Next day installation!

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Field Turf threesome - sex tape hits the net! Wow. A a new found respect for Field Turf.

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Field Turf drives a Dodge Stratus!

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Field Turf is 40!!

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field turf has given me turf toe.
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rogers park bryan
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEED by Field Turf
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Chicks dig the field turf.

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Elmhurst Steve
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Holy Cow...Field Turf pronounced backwards is Frut Dleif....

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rogers park bryan
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Field Turf taped, reproduced, and retransmitted all the expressions actions and accounts of this game WITHOUT the express written consent of the Chicago National League Ballclub. Field Turf only had oral implied consent.
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Elmhurst Steve
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Field Turf only had oral.


Just like Clinton, that Field Turf...

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Field Turf is depressed. Says people are always walking all over him.

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