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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:47 pm 
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You can't handle the Field Turf!!

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Field Turf ordered the Code Red and he'd do it again.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf thinks pain don't hurt.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf is blue. If he were green he would die.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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In order to have sexual relations, Field Turf once told a girl he coined the phrase "Pardon my French."

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:06 pm 
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FieldTurf...Now available in regular & diet...


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:18 am 
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Answer: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.


Question: What is Field Turf?

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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I guess it would have been silly for everyone to get the concept.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf was caught with marijuana at the airport metal detectors as field turf had it wrapped in aluminum foil


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turfs bitch betta have his money thru rain sleet or snow...


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf called for a spike to stop the clock but forgot it was 4th down.

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Field Turf was a bailiff on Night court


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf discovered the cure for cancer but realized that the real money is in the treatment, not the cure. So field turf put it on the shelf next to the automobile engine that runs on water.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf injected Bob Marleys foot with cancer as per the governments instructions.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf accused Keeping Score of having mults.

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Field Turf beat a man to death with his own shoe.


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If Field Turf stabs a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Which came first? The field, or the turf?

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Shop at home for your new Field Turf today. Next day installation!

800-588-2300.......Field Turf!

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf threesome - sex tape hits the net! Wow. A a new found respect for Field Turf.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf drives a Dodge Stratus!

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf is 40!!

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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field turf has given me turf toe.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEED by Field Turf


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Chicks dig the field turf.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Holy Cow...Field Turf pronounced backwards is Frut Dleif....

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf taped, reproduced, and retransmitted all the expressions actions and accounts of this game WITHOUT the express written consent of the Chicago National League Ballclub. Field Turf only had oral implied consent.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:27 am 
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Field Turf only had oral.


Just like Clinton, that Field Turf...

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf is depressed. Says people are always walking all over him.

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