It's Jizz Chasm.

thanks Nardi -

Diaz blows it for the Mets

but miracle mets 2 run bomb in the 9th.

bot 9 - phillies win Nico with the clutch 2 out rbi single

this series has been amazing!

idi amin - every other pitch the hindenburg is burning. waiting for him to tell us a zak attack levine 3 can cut the bulls deficit to 21. amin did trump a.j. on the diaz call.

walker buehler is supposed to start tonight's game 3 for the dodgers...something interesting happened to him.



a '6-figure' watch.

something about california and pro athletes with luxury watches.

31 of the Royals 34 postseason hits are singles and are 3-1. Highest % of singles since 1922.

Mets are like the 2019 Nats. they got the baseball mojo going and every break is going their way

Same with the 2016 Cubs as well. All their opponents had key injuries during the playoffs. Bumslayers managed by a literal retard.

2016

Lindor clutch go ahead Grand Slam

Mets gonna win the Ws

Bob Costas needs to be put out to pasture.

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He had a Harry Caray moment with that line drive off the bat of Pasquantino, but I feel like he's taking it easy on the dead ballplayer references.

He’s going white bread Hawkaroo on the Yankees.

I don’t need a playoff broadcaster actively rooting for a team.

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Dylan Cease white Sox bum shits the bed when they could have clinched

It wasn't a must win for Detroit today but now they have to use their ace for game 5, which even if they win, fucks them against the Yankees.

Hinch overmanaged in the 7th. Just couldn't help himself to yank the known quantity who was doing fine and needed one out, to bring in the unknown, who threw 30 pitches yesterday, and then promptly threw a gopher ball.

He just compared Stanton to Theodore Roosevelt: "speak softly and carry a big stck." Calm the f**k down Costas.

Teddy never spoke softly though.

I'm not doing Costas justice, I think he said something to the effect of "Stanton reminds me of the Theodore Roosevelt maxim, speak softly and carry a big stick."

White Sox reject Duke Ellis getting some action.

Kopech lighting up the radar gun at 102.

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Dodgers win.

After the game:

Reporter: What is it about this team that's different?
Kiki Hernandez: Are we live? <Looks around with a sheepish smile>
Reporter: We're live.
Kiki Hernandez: The fact that we don't give a fuck.

I did a shoutout on that, lol great shit.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Your shoutout is in desperate need of an accent.

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Past Dodgers were all bark and no bite. There's some bite this year. I think Mets Magic is just wishful thinking.

The time to get both the Yankees and the Dodgers was in a 5 game series. They're both going to be tough to beat in a 7 game series. I'm sure Fox is licking their chops at the prospect of a NY/LA or NY/NY World Series.

The Tigers had a legit shot had they won Game 4. It would have lined up perfect for them just like the Rangers last year. Tigers/Mets/Dodgers would be much more entertaining than any game the BoringAssYankees are in.

Tigers-Indians, game 5 coming up at noon.

Odd to have a Game 5 at high noon on a Saturday.

Should be a great game, similar to last night's Game 5, with 2 GREAT pitchers goin at it. The total runs line is VERY low at 5.5. Anybody takin' the under on this?

Boyd with 5 Ks in 2 innings...yanked. Totally deserve to lose and I hope they do.

Every single one of these LCS games has been an absolute snooze fest.

I had all my hopes and dreams wrapped in the Tigers. Hinch blew game 4 and now I don't care. I took the Dodgers in March so there's that, I guess, but still haven't watched more than a inning of either series.

Maybe if they bumped dicks more.

Looking like an evil battle between the Yankees and Dodgers

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Roberts could fuck it up. Second worse playoff manager I've ever seen.

Dodgers...all you have to do is roll out the balls and stay the fuck out of way until you can't. So easy.