Reared on the Score wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Leila is complaining about people texting and saying "Welcome back to middays." because she was there at least two days a week, never really left, and blah, blah, blah.
This is the essence of the Leila Rahimi experience: this constant low hum of grievance and hurt feelings over inconsequential nonsense, but without any sort of clever or charming neuroticism. I think the perfect example is when she was like "I don't want you to say my name before a day of the week BECAUSE I SAID I DON'T WANT TO." "People are welcoming me back when technically I didn't really leave [the station announced that I have come back]" is another.
I'm sure she has enough real grievances, like people asking about her dating life. Why must she also include all this (accurately described) inconsequential nonsense, I dunno
Spiegel: Time now for transition, a little tranny action, if I can still say that--
Leery: You can't.
Spiegel: --with Leila Rahimi and Marshall Harris! How's it going, lady and gentleman?
Leila: Not great, actually.
Spiegel: Oh, no, what's the matter?
Leila: Well, before the show, I decided I was hungry, so I should get breakfast. That's usually what I do when I'm hungry.
Leery: Leila, I'm the same way.
Leila: So I ordered a breakfast bagel sandwich, right? And the guy at the counter handed it to me...and said "enjoy your sandwich."
Spiegel: ...and?
Leila: I DON'T NEED HIS PERMISSION TO ENJOY A SANDWICH.
Marshall: Well I'm not sure he was giving permission.
Leila: WHY DID HE TELL ME TO ENJOY THE FOOD I ORDERED?
Marshall: Well you know it's like when you're with a girl, right? And she says "how do I look?" before you go out and you say "you look nice" because it's just what you do. So I think it's kind of like that.
Leila: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. OH, THANKS, I WASN'T GOING TO ENJOY THIS FOOD I BOUGHT UNTIL YOU TOLD ME TO BUT NOW I WILL. THANKS A LOT.
Marshall: Well, did you express these concerns?
Leila: no I froze up
Spiegel: Marshall, that's gonna be the title of my new self-help book, Women Are Like Bagels.
Leery: You should reely,
reely reconsider that title.
Spiegel: Well, Warren Zevon always said, enjoy every sandwich.
Leila: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS.
The Ghost of Dan Bernstein. Who Haunts the Studio Like a Wraith: oy. This is terrible radio.
Beardown: You're telling me.
Goff:
Beardown: 
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