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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
 Post subject: Re: Gridiron I
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:38 pm 
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Amateur football in Chicago is a special game...
..a unique game...a rare game....

...but no game is more unique....more rare....
than the battle of pantless cretins from a realm...
..beyond that of normal people....where standard social
skills serve no purpose....

....known as the Chicago Sports Fan Message Board....

....like a cold wind blowing in off the teeming shores
of Lake Michigan....the blood runs chilled in an opponent
from the mere mention of their names...

...they go by names like Killer and Krazy, Hawkeye and Eagle,
Boy and Kid....

...football in Chicago is a special game...unique and rare...
like the talent you will find from the men who play there....
....and the one woman....

...football in Chicago is a special game...played by
special people....let's not dwell on it too much....
just believe me when I say they're special...

...the players of CSFMB are warriors...
...ridiculing you just for fun...
...they'll laugh and troll and smoke a bowl...
...then drink some beer when they're done....

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
John Facenda wrote:
Amateur football in Chicago is a special game...
..a unique game...a rare game....

...but no game is more unique....more rare....
than the battle of pantless cretins from a realm...
..beyond that of normal people....where standard social
skills serve no purpose....

....known as the Chicago Sports Fan Message Board....

....like a cold wind blowing in off the teeming shores
of Lake Michigan....the blood runs chilled in an opponent
from the mere mention of their names...

...they go by names like Killer and Krazy, Hawkeye and Eagle,
Boy and Kid....

...football in Chicago is a special game...unique and rare...
like the talent you will find from the men who play there....
....and the one woman....

...football in Chicago is a special game...played by
special people....let's not dwell on it too much....
just believe me when I say they're special...

...the players of CSFMB are warriors...
...ridiculing you just for fun...
...they'll laugh and troll and smoke a bowl...
...then drink some beer when they're done....

:lol: Well done Dr.

I love me some John Facenda
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i'm in.

my qb skills have been compared to greats such as elvis grbac, danny kannell, and *the great* billy joe tolliver. i'm a great asset.
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Id like to offer up a suggestion for location:

Woodscreek Park, Crystal Lake

Golf Course and Ackman Roads - 40 Acres
Woodscreek Park is home to one of the finest outdoor play areas for children in Crystal Lake. Crystal Castle is a large community built wooden playground structure designed for preschool and elementary age children. Soccer practice areas and a bike path which connects Fetzner Park, Woodscreek Park near Woodscreek Elementary School and eventually Winding Creek Park is available. A multi-purpose building houses restrooms, Park District programs and public rentals at the park. Woodscreek Park is also the site of a Memorial Walkway and fishing pier. No swimming, ice skating or boating is allowed on the pond. A unique and protected wetland area surrounds the pond. A parking lot is available for easy access to the site.

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Hawkeye Vince
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Is Crystal lake in Wisconsin? If so, I'm not allowed there anymore.
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Is Crystal lake in Wisconsin? If so, I'm not allowed there anymore.


Ignore THAT guy, he called this place a bad word and isn't one of US anymore...

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I believe I would try to attend this. Sounds like fun.

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Regular Reader wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Is Crystal lake in Wisconsin? If so, I'm not allowed there anymore.


Ignore THAT guy, he called this place a bad word and isn't one of US anymore...


We wont have to worry. Though Im sure the resulting play "A Harlem Boy Lost in Poland" should be worthwhile to see.

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doug - evergreen park
 Post subject: Re: Gridiron I
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I'm thinking is has to be north side. some field in Winnetka or something.
that's pretty much halfway for everyone. plus, the oaks will look pretty... :)

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James Park in Evanston is HUGE & there's always open space to play.

Speaking from experience, the lakefront (anywhere) is out as it's always packed on fall weekends (soccer leagues).

There are also several large open areas in Westchester (which seems to be the most centered locale as well as easily accessible via multiple expressways).

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

that's pretty much halfway for everyone. plus, the oaks will look pretty... :)


Not for me.
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Krazy Ivan
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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:

that's pretty much halfway for everyone. plus, the oaks will look pretty... :)


Not for me.



Me either. Guess it's halfway for the people who matter... :(

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Hawkeye Vince wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:

that's pretty much halfway for everyone. plus, the oaks will look pretty... :)


Not for me.



Me either. Guess it's halfway for the people who matter... :(


Ivan - we should create a renegade league for us people who don't matter. XFL!
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Krazy Ivan
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Hawkeye Vince wrote:
Ivan - we should create a renegade league for us people who don't matter. XFL!



That sounds like a fantastic idea that is sure to work! We can have two players run head on into eachother to retrieve the ball in the middle of the field to decide possesion. That sounds safe...

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Killer V
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At least you'd be able to have "Krazy Ivan" & "Hawkeye Vince" on your jerseys (each other's of course).

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If Steve shows up, his could say 'HEHATEBALCK'.

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When Spaulding plays center.


And long snapper.

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well, it's 30-40 minutes at best for me no matter where it is...

unless, ya'll want to drive to canada.

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This is going to be.....something....

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And what about the football game?

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And what about the football game?

:lol: ZING!!!

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Think I'm in.

Maybe we can get Steve Sabol and crew to document it in short film. :lol:
Including testimonials from Doug Buffone, OB, Coach, Mike Murphy, Uncle Terry, Pappy, etc... I can just hear the NFL films music library in my head now.

Steve Sabol > Elmhurst Steve

My brother in law is a videographer I could make this happen...
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Hawkeye Vince
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OK, who's going to take the reins and find a freaking park? I saw we do it at Hiawatha and keep tradition alive.
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Killer V
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I still vote for Westchester as it seems centrally located for most.

And by the way, if anyone is in Evanston around 9:30am on Sundays, me and some other old guys play football each week. PM me if you're interested in playing...

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Killer V wrote:
And by the way, if anyone is in Evanston around 9:30am on Sundays, me and some other old guys play football each week. PM me if you're interested in playing...


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