W_Z for his current avatar
Jalapenos y mas for his meatpants as sayers avatar

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

Bringing it lately? you sir have been avoiding the hockey section, I have always brought it

Thanks though

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Look, kids. A falling star....

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This is my signature...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Barring a gaffe of Elmhurstian proportions, I'd say Don Tiny still walks to the finish line with it.

Then again, having the the Rogers Park Bryan Hype Machine in one's corner has its advantages...

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Yeah I totally agree. Sam is way overrated.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I thought Bagels was Telegram Sam.

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Does your cat make too much noise? Try KITTEN MITTENS!


Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

so...I'm not repeating.
Don Tiny, I warn you, ROY is a curse...just ask Dr. Ken...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Stick to Homey,Homey!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

A curse would likely be a welcome change in my life, which is pretty much a variety of monotony at this point.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

It's not really a curse but you should prepare yourself. Soon, you'll realize that the edginess and energy that made you popular has waned. You've gone mainstream and your popularity has watered down your talent. You'll start to coast. It will be easier for you and the jokes that you make get a few more than they deserve because people remember back 2 years ago when the jokes you made were better.

Later, you'll start with the drug use and young girls. The drug use will be recreational at first. Just a little something to keep you awake and interested in the drinky thread on a Friday night. You'll make a string of very bad threads but people will read them anyway and then you might take some time off from the board. But, it won't last. Someone will talk you into making a comeback, probably at around 6800 posts, and the Don Tiny 6800 Comeback Special Thread will be born. That will be well received but your bad habits will still get the best of you.

Drug use will get out of hand and then the weight gain. Soon, you'll be sitting around posting to Ugie's Friday thread high on Valium, Dilaudid, and Cocaine hydrochloride. Your sideburns will get in the way of your fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches while you shoot your monitor with a handgun when good dolphin gets a for a joke that you'd have been quicker at making 2 years ago.

So, you see, it's not really a curse as much as a pinnacle of which you'll soon find yourself rapidly descending on a downward spiral toward illicit drugs, obesity, and songs about Polk Salad.

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You know me like that.

Poster of the year and decade...Dr. Ken

Late entry = Post of the Year

No mention of the split personalities?

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I don't know anything about what Dr. Ken just said...I won by paying board members to vote for me at Basketball I and II...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I'm hoping someone can help me here but my favorite avatar is the one that has a
good looking blond kind of dancing / shaking her thing, causing some nice cleavage jiggle.
I can't find the guy whose avatar it is. In any case, my hats off to you sir.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Late entry for Mult of the Year: Oswald Bates.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I like his stuff, but I thought you were behind him, Kid...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

No, Too DARK a character for kid

Can't wait to pull out this mustard sunday since they won't be able to ketch-up to me<--funny-won't be when I pull it out though-Pow

The world may never know...

But City, even if I were the man behind that mult I would still have NO problem nominating him for Mult of the Year.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Sexy-time explosion? For me? Like Nu-Shooz says, I can't wait.

At this point, I couldn't get laid even if I crawled up a hen's ass and waited a week.


I think the most basic tenets of Math and Physics disallow me from gaining any more weight.

I'm nearing 360 and I think that means that soon I'll only weigh 1 pound. I have no idea where I will buy socks at that point.


I think it's Poke Salad, Annie.

Polk Salad was what they served at the White House around 1845 (chomp ... chomp, chomp).

Here's hoping you receive a nocturnal emission when you get up to pee for the third time this Christmas.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You never tire of correcting me, do you?

It's both actually.

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You know me like that.

It is good to be back.

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

Our national pasttime is mindless troglodytes tearing down our societal betters who have actually built themselves into something ... so you see, I'm just doing my civic duty.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Looking at your new avatar, I have to say 'thank you, as I've often wondered what happened to Lobot after he fled Bespin's Cloud City.

(yes, I am entirely ashamed of this post, thank you)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I am proud to say I have met both Don Tiny and Dr. Ken. Perhaps we shall join hands for a ROY picture at Bowling II, when Dr. Ken figures out his excuse for missing his anniversary...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches are fantastic by the way. No joke.

So is cocaine hydrochloride.

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You know me like that.

Brother William (Liam Sullivan), the Timothy Leary-like drug guru, pushes Joe too far and Joe says:
"Marajuana is the flame, heroin is the fuse, LSD is the bomb. So don't you try to equate liquor to marajuana, Mister, not with me. You may be able to sell that jazz to another pothead, but not to somebody who holds some sick kid's head while he vomits and wretches on a curbstone at 4:00 in the morning. And when his legs get enough starch into them so he can stand up and empty his pockets, you can bet he'll have a stick or two of marajuana. And you can double your money he'll turn up a sugar cube or a cap or two. So don't you con me with your mind expansion slop. I deal with kids every day. I try to clean up the mess that people like you make out of 'em. I'm the expert here, you're not."
Brother William: "I may even sell you a few [ideas!]"
Friday: "You couldn't sell me directions to the men's room!"

Brother William: "I'm not only news, my friend, I make news. Big news."
Friday: "So did Judas."

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."