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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:33 am 
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If there hasn't been a best avatar award yet, I think we should honor that. My initial nominees are the good Dr. Kenneth Noisewater and Mr. Hernandez (hot dog bukkake is awesome!) I'm sure there are many other deserving nominees, but I just want to offer this as a category before suggestions are closed.

Best Avatar... I like it. More nominees, gentlemen?

W_Z for his current avatar
Jalapenos y mas for his meatpants as sayers avatar

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Not so sure Don Tiny has it locked up anymore. DT is stiil a great rook, but Telegram Sam is closing fast


Crosscheck has been bring it lately; especially in the drinky board!

Bringing it lately? you sir have been avoiding the hockey section, I have always brought it :wink:

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Not so sure Don Tiny has it locked up anymore. DT is stiil a great rook, but Telegram Sam is closing fast


:shock: :cry:

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Not so sure Don Tiny has it locked up anymore. DT is stiil a great rook, but Telegram Sam is closing fast


:shock: :cry:



Look, kids. A falling star.... :P

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Not so sure Don Tiny has it locked up anymore. DT is stiil a great rook, but Telegram Sam is closing fast


:shock: :cry:



Look, kids. A falling star.... :P


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Barring a gaffe of Elmhurstian proportions, I'd say Don Tiny still walks to the finish line with it.

Then again, having the the Rogers Park Bryan Hype Machine in one's corner has its advantages...

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Barring a gaffe of Elmhurstian proportions, I'd say Don Tiny still walks to the finish line with it.



Yeah I totally agree. Sam is way overrated.

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I thought Bagels was Telegram Sam.

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so...I'm not repeating.
Don Tiny, I warn you, ROY is a curse...just ask Dr. Ken...

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I believe it was Homo-Erectus who said that we mustn't misinterpret the incision placed within the fallopian cavity, which serves to be completely holistic...taken from the Latin word "Jalepeno."


Stick to Homey,Homey!

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so...I'm not repeating.
Don Tiny, I warn you, ROY is a curse...just ask Dr. Ken...


A curse would likely be a welcome change in my life, which is pretty much a variety of monotony at this point.

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Don Tiny wrote:
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so...I'm not repeating.
Don Tiny, I warn you, ROY is a curse...just ask Dr. Ken...


A curse would likely be a welcome change in my life, which is pretty much a variety of monotony at this point.


It's not really a curse but you should prepare yourself. Soon, you'll realize that the edginess and energy that made you popular has waned. You've gone mainstream and your popularity has watered down your talent. You'll start to coast. It will be easier for you and the jokes that you make get a few more :lol: :lol: than they deserve because people remember back 2 years ago when the jokes you made were better.

Later, you'll start with the drug use and young girls. The drug use will be recreational at first. Just a little something to keep you awake and interested in the drinky thread on a Friday night. You'll make a string of very bad threads but people will read them anyway and then you might take some time off from the board. But, it won't last. Someone will talk you into making a comeback, probably at around 6800 posts, and the Don Tiny 6800 Comeback Special Thread will be born. That will be well received but your bad habits will still get the best of you.

Drug use will get out of hand and then the weight gain. Soon, you'll be sitting around posting to Ugie's Friday thread high on Valium, Dilaudid, and Cocaine hydrochloride. Your sideburns will get in the way of your fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches while you shoot your monitor with a handgun when good dolphin gets a :lol: for a joke that you'd have been quicker at making 2 years ago.

So, you see, it's not really a curse as much as a pinnacle of which you'll soon find yourself rapidly descending on a downward spiral toward illicit drugs, obesity, and songs about Polk Salad.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
so...I'm not repeating.
Don Tiny, I warn you, ROY is a curse...just ask Dr. Ken...


A curse would likely be a welcome change in my life, which is pretty much a variety of monotony at this point.


It's not really a curse but you should prepare yourself. Soon, you'll realize that the edginess and energy that made you popular has waned. You've gone mainstream and your popularity has watered down your talent. You'll start to coast. It will be easier for you and the jokes that you make get a few more :lol: :lol: than they deserve because people remember back 2 years ago when the jokes you made were better.

Later, you'll start with the drug use and young girls. The drug use will be recreational at first. Just a little something to keep you awake and interested in the drinky thread on a Friday night. You'll make a string of very bad threads but people will read them anyway and then you might take some time off from the board. But, it won't last. Someone will talk you into making a comeback, probably at around 6800 posts, and the Don Tiny 6800 Comeback Special Thread will be born. That will be well received but your bad habits will still get the best of you.

Drug use will get out of hand and then the weight gain. Soon, you'll be sitting around posting to Ugie's Friday thread high on Valium, Dilaudid, and Cocaine hydrochloride. Your sideburns will get in the way of your fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches while you shoot your monitor with a handgun when good dolphin gets a :lol: for a joke that you'd have been quicker at making 2 years ago.

So, you see, it's not really a curse as much as a pinnacle of which you'll soon find yourself rapidly descending on a downward spiral toward illicit drugs, obesity, and songs about Polk Salad.

Poster of the year and decade...Dr. Ken


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No mention of the split personalities?

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I don't know anything about what Dr. Ken just said...I won by paying board members to vote for me at Basketball I and II...

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Darkside wrote:
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If there hasn't been a best avatar award yet, I think we should honor that. My initial nominees are the good Dr. Kenneth Noisewater and Mr. Hernandez (hot dog bukkake is awesome!) I'm sure there are many other deserving nominees, but I just want to offer this as a category before suggestions are closed.

Best Avatar... I like it. More nominees, gentlemen?

I'm hoping someone can help me here but my favorite avatar is the one that has a
good looking blond kind of dancing / shaking her thing, causing some nice cleavage jiggle.
I can't find the guy whose avatar it is. In any case, my hats off to you sir.

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Late entry for Mult of the Year: Oswald Bates.

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I like his stuff, but I thought you were behind him, Kid...

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City of Fools wrote:
I like his stuff, but I thought you were behind him, Kid...

No, Too DARK a character for kid


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I like his stuff, but I thought you were behind him, Kid...

The world may never know...

But City, even if I were the man behind that mult I would still have NO problem nominating him for Mult of the Year.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Later, you'll start with the drug use and young girls.

Sexy-time explosion? For me? Like Nu-Shooz says, I can't wait.

At this point, I couldn't get laid even if I crawled up a hen's ass and waited a week.

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... and then the weight gain.

I think the most basic tenets of Math and Physics disallow me from gaining any more weight.

I'm nearing 360 and I think that means that soon I'll only weigh 1 pound. I have no idea where I will buy socks at that point.

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So, you see, it's not really a curse as much as a pinnacle of which you'll soon find yourself rapidly descending on a downward spiral toward illicit drugs, obesity, and songs about Polk Salad.

I think it's Poke Salad, Annie.

Polk Salad was what they served at the White House around 1845 (chomp ... chomp, chomp).

Here's hoping you receive a nocturnal emission when you get up to pee for the third time this Christmas. :santa:

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I think it's Poke Salad, Annie.


You never tire of correcting me, do you?

It's both actually.

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Oswald Bates wrote:
I believe it was Homo-Erectus who said that we mustn't misinterpret the incision placed within the fallopian cavity, which serves to be completely holistic...taken from the Latin word "Jalepeno."

:lol: It is good to be back.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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I think it's Poke Salad, Annie.


You never tire of correcting me, do you?

It's both actually.


Our national pasttime is mindless troglodytes tearing down our societal betters who have actually built themselves into something ... so you see, I'm just doing my civic duty.

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:lol: It is good to be back.


Looking at your new avatar, I have to say 'thank you, as I've often wondered what happened to Lobot after he fled Bespin's Cloud City.

(yes, I am entirely ashamed of this post, thank you)

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I am proud to say I have met both Don Tiny and Dr. Ken. Perhaps we shall join hands for a ROY picture at Bowling II, when Dr. Ken figures out his excuse for missing his anniversary...

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Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches are fantastic by the way. No joke.

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