Good Morning CSFMB! It’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some douchebags.
Last week’s two winners were Crittenton and Arena for pulling guns on each other, and Van’s sister in law. They will be included in the 1st quarter semifinals coming in just 9 weeks! Will they have a shot at the end of the year finals?
This week we’ve got more board members, roommates, priests, and more! So here are your nominees:
Urlacher’s Missing Neck: Nominated by
spmack for suggesting that the best thing for Chicago would be to trade Cutler for Campbell and presumably picks and receivers. It surprised many how quick UMN was to cut Cutler’s water, but he does throw a shitoad of interceptions and isn’t terribly fearsome in the red zone. But, do you take that seriously when you’re talking about a new QB with a relatively newly assembled line with poor receivers? Is Cutler being shortchanged? You can say with your vote!
People who go on and on about 10 pounds the need to lose: Long title plus composed by
cubbiesgirlshamus = Darko no read. So I have no clue what this was about. I saved myself probably 5 minutes of agony by skipping it. But for some reason you guys responded. So, are people who whatever douchebags?
My Roommate: W_Z’s roommate stuck them with a past due cable bill again. Even though Z’s been paying this guy for the cable bill, the dumbass didn’t pay it. So Z got stuck with it. That calls for retaliation in my opinion. Fart on his pillow. Jizz on his toothbrush. Swap out his splenda for sugar. Fuck his girlfriend, you know something. Right. So if you think this bozo is a douchebag, vote here!
Mike Leach: This was a post from
shakes that didn’t make me want to hurl my computer thru a brick wall, so I felt it should be here. Leach was told that a player couldn’t play due to certain post concussion symptoms, and reportedly stuck the dude in a broom closet with a “guard” posted outside. Because he was sensitive to light or some stupid excuse. Course, the player might have been a dick. Well, we’ll have to see what the courts say but here’s your chance to barbeque him if you want, on the Chicago Sports Fan Message Board of JUSTICE!
Brit Hume and all that agree with him: Nominated by
Mr. Belvidere, Brit Hume had suggested that Tiger Wood’s Buddhist religion does not support redemption quite like Christianity can, and thus he should convert. Now, although it’s a Christian’s duty to convert, should he have done this while an employee on Fox News? On the other hand, this wasn’t an impartial show, it was during a roundtable discussion, which is implied Editorial I suppose. Anyway, speak with your vote!
Accused priest leaps from church balcony: Bishop: Accused priest leaps from church balcony
January 7, 2010
By BRIAN STANLEY
bstanley@scn1.com— A priest who has been accused of sexual abuse reportedly tried to take his own life by jumping from the balcony of a downtown church Wednesday.
The Rev. Alejandro (Alex) Flores, 37, was found unresponsive but breathing at 12:38 p.m. Wednesday, after apparently crashing between pews on the main floor at the former St. Mary's Carmelite Church, 113 N. Ottawa St., according to reports
Yates High School coach Greg Wise: Nominated by
conns7901 for continuing to run a full court press after his team was winning by well over 100 points. There’s some discussion on both sides about sportsmanship, so this one was debated a bit. You have to decide, should your team do whatever it is they do regardless of the score, or should they be more sportsmanlike and take their foot off the gas? Your Call CSFMB!
There you go kids. Think long and hard and vote often!
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