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Pick this week's Douchebag
Poll ended at Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:23 pm
Urlacher’s Missing Neck 9%  9%  [ 4 ]
People who go on and on about 10 pounds the need to lose 2%  2%  [ 1 ]
My Roommate 28%  28%  [ 12 ]
Mike Leach 7%  7%  [ 3 ]
Brit Hume and all that agree with him 21%  21%  [ 9 ]
Accused priest leaps from church balcony 12%  12%  [ 5 ]
Yates High School coach Greg Wise 21%  21%  [ 9 ]
Total votes : 43
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Good Morning CSFMB! It’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some douchebags.
Last week’s two winners were Crittenton and Arena for pulling guns on each other, and Van’s sister in law. They will be included in the 1st quarter semifinals coming in just 9 weeks! Will they have a shot at the end of the year finals?
This week we’ve got more board members, roommates, priests, and more! So here are your nominees:

Urlacher’s Missing Neck: Nominated by spmack for suggesting that the best thing for Chicago would be to trade Cutler for Campbell and presumably picks and receivers. It surprised many how quick UMN was to cut Cutler’s water, but he does throw a shitoad of interceptions and isn’t terribly fearsome in the red zone. But, do you take that seriously when you’re talking about a new QB with a relatively newly assembled line with poor receivers? Is Cutler being shortchanged? You can say with your vote!

People who go on and on about 10 pounds the need to lose: Long title plus composed by cubbiesgirlshamus = Darko no read. So I have no clue what this was about. I saved myself probably 5 minutes of agony by skipping it. But for some reason you guys responded. So, are people who whatever douchebags?

My Roommate: W_Z’s roommate stuck them with a past due cable bill again. Even though Z’s been paying this guy for the cable bill, the dumbass didn’t pay it. So Z got stuck with it. That calls for retaliation in my opinion. Fart on his pillow. Jizz on his toothbrush. Swap out his splenda for sugar. Fuck his girlfriend, you know something. Right. So if you think this bozo is a douchebag, vote here!

Mike Leach: This was a post from shakes that didn’t make me want to hurl my computer thru a brick wall, so I felt it should be here. Leach was told that a player couldn’t play due to certain post concussion symptoms, and reportedly stuck the dude in a broom closet with a “guard” posted outside. Because he was sensitive to light or some stupid excuse. Course, the player might have been a dick. Well, we’ll have to see what the courts say but here’s your chance to barbeque him if you want, on the Chicago Sports Fan Message Board of JUSTICE!

Brit Hume and all that agree with him: Nominated by Mr. Belvidere, Brit Hume had suggested that Tiger Wood’s Buddhist religion does not support redemption quite like Christianity can, and thus he should convert. Now, although it’s a Christian’s duty to convert, should he have done this while an employee on Fox News? On the other hand, this wasn’t an impartial show, it was during a roundtable discussion, which is implied Editorial I suppose. Anyway, speak with your vote!

Accused priest leaps from church balcony: Bishop: Accused priest leaps from church balcony

January 7, 2010

By BRIAN STANLEY bstanley@scn1.com
— A priest who has been accused of sexual abuse reportedly tried to take his own life by jumping from the balcony of a downtown church Wednesday.

The Rev. Alejandro (Alex) Flores, 37, was found unresponsive but breathing at 12:38 p.m. Wednesday, after apparently crashing between pews on the main floor at the former St. Mary's Carmelite Church, 113 N. Ottawa St., according to reports

Yates High School coach Greg Wise: Nominated by conns7901 for continuing to run a full court press after his team was winning by well over 100 points. There’s some discussion on both sides about sportsmanship, so this one was debated a bit. You have to decide, should your team do whatever it is they do regardless of the score, or should they be more sportsmanlike and take their foot off the gas? Your Call CSFMB!


There you go kids. Think long and hard and vote often!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:29 pm 
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Mike Leach: This was a post from shakes that didn’t make me want to hurl my computer thru a brick wall, so I felt it should be here.


:lol: Nice

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the "10 pounds" thread is from almost a year ago :lol:


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the "10 pounds" thread is from almost a year ago :lol:

Aw damnit really? Well I wasn't kidding. I didn't read it. Generally speaking, posts from that person make me want to drink a bottle of Drano so i don't bother.

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Is Drano the generic Sam's Club version of Drain-o? Maybe you can use that if the clog in your drain isn't quite the size of a house cat.

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Is Drano the generic Sam's Club version of Drain-o? Maybe you can use that if the clog in your drain isn't quite the size of a house cat.

What the fuck are you talking about Coztansa?
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Hmm, I don't know. Must have been the same thing I was talking about with that ELB logo.

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Hmm, I don't know. Must have been the same thing I was talking about with that ELB logo.

Or your PCP addiction.

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People have been making some weak nominations lately. I didn't read any of those threads (except the year-old one :lol: ). Step up your nominations CSFMB. Make me care.

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Do something stupid and we can nominate you then.

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Do something stupid and we can nominate you then.

I'm afraid that's not possible.

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Oh yeah? Head over to a bowling alley and we'll see how un-possible that really is :P

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
People have been making some weak nominations lately. I didn't read any of those threads (except the year-old one :lol: ). Step up your nominations CSFMB. Make me care.

I hear this complaint every single week.
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I'll cast a write in vote for the dynamic duo of Adam & Craig James.

Where is the nomination for the Bears, McCaskey/Phillips/Angelo/Smith ?

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And there's my case in point. Thanks, scoreheead.

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I'll cast a write in vote for the dynamic duo of Adam & Craig James.

Where is the nomination for the Bears, McCaskey/Phillips/Angelo/Smith ?


How long you been around here Kirk, and you have yet to figure out how this DB of the week deal works????

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John Kirk, when you're a perpetual douchebag you should know how these things work.

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I'll cast a write in vote for the dynamic duo of Adam & Craig James.

Where is the nomination for the Bears, McCaskey/Phillips/Angelo/Smith ?


How long you been around here Kirk, and you have yet to figure out how this DB of the week deal works????


Yea. I must also constantly be reminded of the WYC rules too.

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John Kirk, when you're a perpetual douchebag you should know how these things work.


Actually Frank, I was nominated just once...and it was indeed an honor that I will remember the rest of my life. It was a crushing defeat though.

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The story of your life I'm sure.

And I'll clarify even further for ya here-- you don't not have to have a thread in your honor or win one of Darkside's polls to be a perpetual doucehbag.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The story of your life I'm sure.

And I'll clarify even further for ya here-- you don't not have to have a thread in your honor or win one of Darkside's polls to be a perpetual doucehbag.


Frank...Happy New Year.

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I'll add scorehead to my list of guys that I don't get the hate for. :scratch:

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I'll add scorehead to my list of guys that I don't get the hate for. :scratch:
I hate him because he didn't go to Purdue.

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Darkside wrote:
I'll add scorehead to my list of guys that I don't get the hate for. :scratch:


Do you actually read the board?

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I voted for Zach's roommate, because that really is a douchebag-y thing to do. i do like Darksides suggestions though :D

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Can I make a write-in vote for Irish Boy?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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I'll add scorehead to my list of guys that I don't get the hate for. :scratch:
I hate him because he didn't go to Purdue.


Doesn't hating Notre Dame mean anything???

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Can I make a write-in vote for Irish Boy?

You're trying to push my buttons.

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motherfucker walked in with a big steak and laughed in my face.

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