This is unintentionally hilarious. Just read the first and last line again.

It may be a long night. The Sox start Freddy Garcia VS Phillip Humber, a guy making his first start of the season in the first game of the DH. Humber has just 1 previous appearance this season. He went 2 innings in which he was unscored on, but gave up 2 hits and a walk. He's had just 19 appearances in the major leagues and 1 previous start. He has an awful 1.80 WHIP and 5.68 ERA in his career at the major league level. The numbers seem to suggest the Sox ought to hit the guy, but we'll see. Freddy has not been stellar of late, so it could be a game where the bullpens have to work early. That would be less than ideal, since they have a 2nd game scheduled tonight, with Pena facing Bryan Bullington. Bullington is intriguing. He has just 7 appearances in the majors this season, but since being inserted into the starting rotation, he has 2 quality starts. He went 6 innings vs the Angels, giving up 3 runs...pretty decent. but in his last start the Royals beat the Yankees 1-0, with Bullington going 8 strong innings. The Sox have not faced him either. His ERA is 3.00 and his WHIP is 1.19 I'll predict a split, with the Royals taking game 2.

Except that's not what you wrote. Sorry for your tiny grammatical skills bro.

The picture looks absolutely horrible in SD when you've been so used to games in HD. I hope WGN gets the issue fixed. Does anyone know what the problem is? Could it be due to the weird doubleheader scheduled tonight?

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Ranger will be as fine as Ranger can be. I'm worried about Hawk. Don't stop now Hawk.

Yeah hawk sounds a little blue, but that could be due to him working with big Frank for the past 3 hours...

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Big Frank reminds me of the Color Commentator in Major League.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I still can't believe they blew game 1 like that.

Some people are stars and some work backstage.

Just saw the Jordan Haines "bacon" collar commercial. One question, why is Jordan sporting a Hitler mustache?

That's got to be the absolute worst booth of all time.

I'd have to imagine so, a lot of dead air tonight... and I'm not complaining about that...

Some people are stars and some work backstage.

And here I thought I was the only person in the world who noticed that...

Im pretty hammered right now.

And here I thought I was the only person in the world who noticed that...

Have someone read it over and over slowly to you, maybe that will help. Sorry for your inability to comprehend (grasp the meaning of).

***Note-you might need to keep in mind, the statement was attributed to YOU, as it was a quotation attributed to you. Perhaps that might help your tiny pea-brain out, in trying to understand better.

**is Elmhurst Steve**

**makes smart predictions**

**Imparts useful and pertinent information about teams/players **

**just educated me about players I had never heard of**

** Has forgotten more about Baseball, than I'll ever know*

Im pretty hammered right now.

Alright, I've been hammering Hawk as much as anybody lately. Yet, he seems to be somewhat under control tonight (admittedly flipping back and forth). Why is this?

-too long of a day for him to give 100%?
-it's all an "act" for Stoney?
-other?

Some people are stars and some work backstage.

Im pretty hammered right now.

Charlie Chaplin is getting a raw deal here.