my rangers are looking good... i forgot that CJ wilson is actually a quality starter. after him.... shit. who's ready for the tommy hunter experience? that's my guess. if the rangers win the world series look forward to my ron washington's snuffbox mult.
stoneroses86 wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
seeing as i'm an expos fan
Dig the old breed.
I hope that you are old enough to have seen what I consider to have been a wonderful outfield trio: Ellis Valentine, Warren Cromartie and Andre Dawson.
It was not prudent to attempt to take an extra base on Ellis Valentine's arm!
actually, i've only just turned 30 years old... i didn't give a shit about baseball until the 2001 season when an old childhood friend who is now professor of 500 level economics at the university of kentucky (aka the only dude who beat me on the iowa tests, psats, sats/acts etc) needed more people for a fantasy baseball league at mlb.com. he assured me that i'm clever enough to figure it out and do moderately well.... welp, i look for any chance to kick this dude's ass at anything (nba jam, madden, any baseball sim... the fact i've never fucked a string of asian heifers) and fantasy baseball seemed apropos. so in a 10 team league i had a veritable all-star team and one of my guys was this "vladimir guerrero" cat and i remember seeing him on an ESPN game on something like july 4, 2001 and once i saw the dude bat i was like "game over. this is my dude this is my team etc" and as i was in it to win it, i got more and more into baseball (i remember as i won the league in my first year playing i was chided with "anyone can watch baseball tonight and think they know the game") then i won the next year even tho this was pre-innings-limits on yahoo and the commish bumrushed me with a "starting 5 of today's starting pitchers" rush and i won that too. i was kicked out of the league after i told the commish off cuz that strategy was complete and utter horseshit, trying to make it that having quality SPs was a liability...
anywho, i began to learn up on expos lore and after awhile 1994 became a sore spot for me (at the time i was obviously a fairweather whitesox fan but even i knew 94 was fated to be an expos/whitesox worldseries) and as i learned the tragic backstory of the franchise, it jsut fit... plus i could never figure out just wtf the logo was and in little league i played on the expos and then the angels, so it seemed to mirror vlad... hell my most badass little league moment was that i was the chunky centerfielder and some asshat hit a ball over my head and went for the HR on me. i saw the cutoff man waving at me but FUCK THAT this fucker wanted a homerun on me... i put everything i had into the throw and from deep deep center one hopped it to the plate in time for the catcher to apply a tag to get the guy out. i'll always remember as i got back to the bench the coach said "schaefer, that was one of the most badass plays i've seen in 5 years of coaching little league... do it again and i'll bench your ass"
go figure the expos/angels RF with the most badass arm in the game would grow to become my favorite player. even tho he just got clowned to go for 0-4 on the day. vlad ain't up there to take a walk, that's for sure. oh i also ended the season once with a on-me stolen base attempt... vlad's a shit baserunner, so maybe in him i saw a bit of myself... an eyes to toes "fuck it i can hit that" contact hitter who barely struck out and had a badass, if not completely accurate, arm when the situation warranted.
pardon the liberties on the little league career, but i'm getting in a couple'a A:Ms b4 my AA meeting.... fuckin state of illinois and cults of sobriety, eh? =D
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?