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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:32 pm

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He's very grindy. Will fit right in in St Louie

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Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:33 pm

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necessary text filler

edit: for whistler: http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/m ... id=5867496

Speaking of whistler, if Theriot does something big against the Cub, he will probably have a stroke.

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Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:34 pm

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Meh. Between Riot and Schumaker, you might have a functional 2nd basemen.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:36 pm

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Good. Dave Duncan can't help him and our rival just got a pretty meh baseball player

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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:45 pm

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As a Cardinals fan, I don't hate it.

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Northside_Dan

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

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redskingreg wrote:

As a Cardinals fan, I don't hate it.

You should. Unless you player who: is an awful base runner, below average defender, has a mediocre average and has absolutely no power.

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Apologist

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:02 pm

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Nahh. They gave up a middle reliever.

He should probably take all of Schu's AB at 2B vs southpaws, and he might get a few from Ryan at SS. Basically he's replacing Felipe Lopez, who stunk.

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johnnyfontane

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:36 pm

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Good. Dave Duncan can't help him and our rival just got a pretty meh baseball player

Unless he turns him into a 15 win pitcher.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:37 pm

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I figure he will hit about .660 and get at least one game winning hit against the Cubs next year.

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Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:38 pm

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Can he play QB?

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Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:42 pm

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RFDC wrote:

I figure he will hit about .660 and get at least one game winning hit against the Cubs next year.

He's the new Fernando Vina??

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:44 pm

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Good, Im sure that little redneck will fit in very well

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:49 pm

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Will the Wrigley faithful give him a standing ovation in his first at bat.

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Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:03 pm

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A7X wrote:

Will the Wrigley faithful give him a standing ovation in his first at bat.

There can be no doubt.

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Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:34 pm

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I wonder if he will shave his head and rock the 5 o clock shadow to fit in with his new grindy teammates.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:13 pm

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He'll be a relatively servicable 2nd baseman, hit just north of .270, 90% of which are singles.
There's nothing wrong with the lad, just that there's nothing particuarly special about him either.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:42 pm

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Nothing special? He's THE RIOT!!!!!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:02 pm

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whistler's reaction

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Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:04 pm

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This makes the Theriot deal last season even better.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:14 pm

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Drop In wrote:

This makes the Theriot deal last season even better.

how so?

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Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:20 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Drop In wrote:

This makes the Theriot deal last season even better.

how so?

After a few years of watching him, I finally realized how bad he is for a team. He's infield Rowand. He's now playing for a rival.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:23 pm

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He will HGH up and knock 20 HR's

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:24 pm

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bigfan wrote:

He will HGH up and knock 20 HR's

I would bet you he hits less than 8 next year.

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cpguy

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:27 pm

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For a cash strapped team like the Cardinals, not a very wise move at all as he's arbitration eligible and likely to pull down 3M. WTF were they thinking??

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:06 pm

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Cardinals manager Tony La Russa said Wednesday that his club's willingness to trade Brendan Ryan results not from any personality issues, but simply from a baseball decision to go with Ryan Theriot as the St. Louis shortstop for 2011.

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd ... Id=rss_stl

So Theriot is going back to SS. I guess the Cardinals are not as baseball smart as we all thought.

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Post subject: Re: Theriot is a Cardinal

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:07 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Quote:

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd ... Id=rss_stl

So Theriot is going back to SS. I guess the Cardinals are not as baseball smart as we all thought.

Dave Duncan will rub some of his magic oil on Theriot's arm. He will be throwing out baserunners from left field.

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