Harvard Dan wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Made it five months without alcohol and finally broke down this weekend. Wife bought some Fistmas. Not the best, not the worst.
I was going to pick up some of this this weekend as well as Shiner's Christmas Ale. Any other suggestions out there for a seasonal?
I'm not a huge fan of Christmas beers, but Fistmas is always solid for me.
My wife grabbed me the Super Hoppy Holidays Variety Pack
Juicy Tree: ABV: 10.1% – IBU: 80Juicy Tree is an experimental India Pale Ale made with blue spruce tips, juniper berries, and cranberries. Big aromatics of piney evergreen and sweet berries tingle the senses. After some slightly tart and tangy flavors up front, a harmonious balance between pleasant fruit sweetness and bitter pine is reached. The finish is laced with a resiny stickiness that flows naturally into a lasting bitterness.
NEW: Double Psychedelic Cat Grass—ABV: 9.7% – IBU: 75Your favorite triple dry hopped IPA, but twice as crazy. That’s right—this brand new offering has the tropical fruit and bitterness you love from the OG PCG and is accompanied by a boozy maltiness you’d expect from a double IPA, balancing the bitter hop profile and doubling your pleasure.
Slurm Lord: ABV: 7.3% – IBU: 70Slurm Lord is a double New England style India Pale Ale brewed with oats and a blend of Citra, Azacca, Amarillo, El Dorado, and Mosaic hops. Slurm Lord employs the largest dry hop to date in SBC history! Deep orange in color with a permanent haze and a minimal head, a glass of Slurm Lord resembles a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. Aromas of dank passion fruit, mango, and pineapple are accompanied by bold flavors of citrus. This medium-bodied India Pale Ale is incredibly juicy from start to finish. A final sip leads into a slight, warming bitterness.
Yoda’s Blend: ABV: 8.6% – IBU 73Yoda’s Blend 2020 is an IPA made with a complex blend of hops never to be replicated again. Copper in color, this beer has currant, spruce/pine and tropical notes in the aroma and flavor. Using The Force, our brewers have concocted an out of this world brew only to be seen in the 2020 Super Hoppy Holidays Variety Pack.
The Liberator: ABV: 8.0% – IBU: 95The Liberator was made as a 30th birthday gift to Joe Short. As a double IPA, this beast employs a sizable malt bill, but it is the crazy amount of hops added to the boil every 4 minutes, for 120 minutes, that really make this beer special. Fruity, floral, and piney hop flavors penetrate throughout the caramelized malt profile. The Liberator is a well-balanced, full-bodied brew that has a bitter finish due to the post fermentation addition of lemon and orange zest. The name, The Liberator, came from Joe’s name for the Short’s employees who carry out our company’s mission statement as “Beer Liberators”, freeing the masses from their misconceptions surrounding beer.
Batch 10,000: ABV: 13.2% – IBU: 50Batch 10,000 is a Double Brut IPA with mango and black currant celebrating the 10,000th batch brewed at Short’s. Powerful flavors of mango fruitiness and black currant tartness blend with alcohol notes from the high ABV. A huge amount of hops contributes to a palate coating body that smooths as you enjoy more. The burnt orange color is indicative of the warming finish.
“As always, we can’t make everyone happy with every pack we put out, but we know we’re going to make many, many people out there in the Short’s Brewniverse very, very happy this year.” Newman-Bale concluded.
The Super Hoppy Holiday variety pack will be available starting in early November in Meijer stores across the midwest (Michigan, Indiana, Ohio, Illinois, Wisconsin) and in retailers across Short’s distribution footprint—including Colorado. This is a super limited release, so if you see some, you better get it.
So far, I've had the Yoda's Blend...very smooth and not crazy bitter for a pretty hoppy beer. Didn't go down like it was 8+% either...could get dangerous.
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